The first thing i did when i stood up was look around me to see if i there was something i could recognise. There was absolutely nothing i knew. All i could see in the far distance were trees and something that kinda resembled a cow-ish? I figured that i was on a remote place far from human civilazation. Fuck me man what the hell is going on? I was kinda starting to panick so before i would start losing my mind i started walking towards the treeline. While i was walking i was going through possibilities for why i am in such a sitaution. You might be wondering why i'm so calm well there is a simple explanation for that...........i'm not

I just don't feel like it's necessary for me to be crying my eyes out. That would just be a waste of time, but it feels like my heart is going to explode. I thought of 3 possibilities: the first one was that i got drunk like really drunk like blackout drunk like charlie sheen drunk. I didn't think that would be the reason because i don't drink. Maybe i was at a party and decided to get a drink but i don't know it just doesn't feel right you know?

The second possibility was that i got kidnapped or something, i don't know why anyone would ever kidnap me. I am a sort of a nice person who could i have possibly pissed of? it could be someone i knew who pissed off the wrong people, but i don't really hang out with people who could have conections to those kinds of people.

The third possibility was-

I stopped dead, because the cow-ish thing i saw from a distance wasn't a cow. It was a fucking beast. In front of me stood a beast of about 2 meters standing on it's four legs. The thing kinda resembled a bull but it's skin was scarlett red and it's horns were magnificent. They went from the temples and curved a bit above it's head making a sort of S-shape with the end of it looking extremely sharp. It's eyes were piss yellow and there were 3 of it. 

I couldn't move. For some fucking reason i thought that if i didn't move it wouldn't see me. Can you guess what happened? it fucking saw me. what in the actual fuck is this shit i said softly. I was kinda mad because this shit was ridiculous.

When it saw me it got mad i guess? probably because he was jealous of my penis.....yeah that's probably it. It charged at me and my instinct instantly kicked in. i dodged to the left and with a swift kick to his front two legs it fell to the ground. I instantly jumped on top of it and pulled at his horns. I steered it into a tree and jumped of right before impact.The bull thing went full speed into the tree breaking it's nek and instantly killed it.

That is what could've happened but i'm no goddamn Spider-Man!  i mean for fucks sake what did you expect to happen? of course i fucking bolted. I like to think that i'm quite fast because i have played football (not the american kind it's called football not soccer you cucks) for nearly 10 years, but this bitch of a bull made me feel like i was as slow that one fat kid in your class. He was even catching up to me. I am lucky that the bull had a big body, because i cold move between the trees easily while the bull could only run straight through them.

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After the bull hit a particular large tree i had some extra time to get away. I got behind a large tree after running for what seemed like hours but i bet was actually like a couple of minutes to get my bearing straight. I usually just spout out some random shit that came to mind so that is what i did. Okay okay okay okay chill Djaroe you can do this okay think about stuff uhm chocalate rain, hotline bling, fortnite, dab on them haters *sigh* okay now deep breaths and think quickly what to do. 

I looked around and i saw a pretty big boulder and i kinda came up with a half-assed plan that i wasn't sure about but at least it is better than nothing. I took off a branch from a tree and went to the boulder.

When i got there i made as loud possible sounds as humanly possible so when after a while the bull showed up i said Come at me bro! with a broken voice from all the screaming. I'm surprised nothing else came maybe this bull has this aura it can produce that scares of other animals. Okay that is not important right now. I lured him with shrill and broken sounds. Man screaming for a long time made my voice all fucked up. I think it worked becuase the bull was running full steam towards me and like i was fucking Messi i got passed him with a simple roulette. The only thing was that his horn brushed passed me and he must be sharpening that horn everyday because i got a long gash across my side. It stung for a bit but the adrenaline made me ignore all that for future me.

The bulls horns got stuck pretty deep in the boulder and i striked as hard as possible straight through what i presumed the neck would be. This bull must be going to the gym because it took me several times before i got straight through his neck them muscles were tight and that still didn't even kill him. I was getting desperate because the horns were getting loose so i struck him in the head and that did surprisingly kill him. 

After the bull stopped moving i breathed a heavy sigh and dropped down next to it. Fucking hell! that was tough as shit.

I was sleepy and wanted to go to sleep when i suddenly heard something

*DING*

In front of me was a white text and i kinda knew what it was from all the webnovels i've been reading.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUCCESFULLY KILLED THE LEGENDARY BULL KHAL-SVAN!

+15 Strength

+15 Agility

+15 intelligence

+15 Control

+2 Atom affinity

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACQUIRED THE TITLE: QUICK-WITTED

I was just staring at the screen wondering what was happening and all i could say was

WHAT THE FU-