18:03: "Holy **** let me fuckin carry" (Laatrox)
18:06: "Not with this autistic jungle" (Latarina)
18:13: "**** this" (Layn)
"A dummoner has disconnected"
"Fucking hell man, it's like I'm an animal shelter and my team are the dogs, I could not carry this if the enemy were playing with my shit in their mouth, I just can't do anything about my team, what a region NA is." Kevin Nguyen logged off Beague of Begends and pulled up his phone, once again reading more tower manhwa. He had started off with anime, moved onto Xianxia novels, then onto Korean tower manhwa. 'Man, if this were me, I would just hand the boss' ass to him no? Dude this MC is so stupid, if only heaven dealt its cards fairly, I could have a chance to excel? In this environment, nobody can beat me! It's absolutely over when I see red!' Kevin physically cringed after this thought and let out a disbelieving laugh. This was a daily occurrence, and brought Kevin much shame. Thank goodness it was all in his brain, only he could view it. Enjoying the chapter, Kevin suddenly saw his view turn completely bright white, and the next second, he was face to face with an ugly green midget.
"Ah fuck! Who are you! Get away from me! Shit!" Kevin screamed shrilly as he scooted away at speeds even Larry Ballen couldn't compare to, and possibly pissed his pants. (He didn't really know if it was piss or poop, he had eaten Baco Tell earlier) That was when he got a better look at the green midget. It was wearing a loincloth, about 0.8 meters tall, and had pointy ears. With a crooked smile, it introduced itself:
"Well, that was quite the reaction, thanks for the ego boost." The goblin adjusted his loincloth as he stared at Kevin with an unsettling grin, as if looking at delectable meat. "Anyway, I'm Gobby, and you're in a tower. Pass this quest, and you're in!
Before Kevin could react, he was transported to a catacomb. A blue text box expanded in his vision: "Objective: Pass. Time limit: 10 hours" Well, wasn't this just the most cliche thing ever? His mouth slowly crept up into a devilish smile, as he began to do his best Blight Pagami impression, laughing towards the sky. He then slapped himself, clearing his mind of cringe, and inspected the obstacle: There was a single goblin with a club. It had its back turned on him, as another blue text box popped up: "Objective: Kill the Goblin"
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A longsword and shield popped appeared in his hands, right and left respectively. He crept towards the goblin, and thrust the sword through the goblins back, piercing through like butter. The goblin couldn't even make a sound before it fell, leaving its club and bleeding corpse. Kevin steeled his mind, and reminded himself that to be an edgy main character and get a huge harem, he must be able to at the very least kill a goblin without batting an eye. He looked up from the green corpse and spotted a wooden door. He cautiously opened the door, when a strong gust of wind propelled him from behind, closing the door after he entered the room.
Kevin got up, and, as expected, there was yet another blue text box: "Kill the Orc" The room then revealed a big green orc, with bulging muscles akin to human bodybuilders (eating roids for breakfast) back on Earth. The orc was holding a huge battleaxe, with skulls hanging on the handle, trophies of the orc's past victories. Its multitude of tattoos did not help Kevin calm his nerves, and made him want to turn tail and run. Unfortunately, that was impossible, the door had already shut tight. However, Kevin was confident in one thing, which didn't make him immediately cower in fear: Another blue text box. He was correct, a blue box popped up, freezing time around him: "Skill Acquired, Invulnerability. Duration: 0.5 seconds Cooldown: 1 second Cost: None"
"This cheat skill! Truly befitting of a main character such as me, I could expect no less." He dropped the shield on the floor with a loud clang. Why would he need it if he wouldn't get hit? This alerted the orc, and it charged towards him at an astonishing speed, unfitting for something of such size. It went for a downward slash, as it opened its bloodred eyes wide, salivating. This would originally cause Kevin to curl up into a ball and close his eyes, but to think that he had a cheat skill?! He immediately activated it, and had his whole body sliced through immediately, splashing his blood everywhere. The last thing he saw was the orc smiling at him. He had died.