Yo, puny mortals. I’m Super Eternal Peerless Immortal Master King, the lord of the 729th heaven. The gods kiss the sand under my feet(yeah we got heavenly sand up there), and goddesses dance naked around me, but I ignore them all. In my eyes, they’re nothing but trash. Now you must be thinking,’ Wow, this dude must be very very powerful?’.

The answer is, yes indeed. However, I’m the humblest being you’ll ever find so I don’t like to brag. Just to give you an idea, I’ll tell you a few things. You ever saw a shooting star from your punny mortal worlds? That’s a flick from me. You know black holes? Those are my hiccups. That “Big Bang” something you’ll are trying to figure out? Yep, you guessed it. It was my fart. I won’t go into my real powers, cuz you know, I don’t like to brag, giving you an idea is enough.

So why I am telling you all this? You see, I’m so powerful that nobody in the entire universe is worthy of being my slave. But since I’m the kindest, most selfless being you’ll ever find, I’ll tell you my story, so that your wretched soul may draw inspiration from it. And also, I’m bored. What? Haven’t you heard, the higher you climb, the more lonesome you become? Well in my case, I’m at the 729th heaven, so you can well imagine how lonesome I’m. On second thought, you really can’t. Just keep in mind that I’m the most lonesome being you’ll ever find.

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

With all that being said, get ready to hear the most unbelievable blood-boiling bone-chilling incredible story ever.

On second thought, I’m a man of few words. In fact, I’m the quietest being you’ll ever find,  and I have already spoken a lot of words. So we can only continue this later.

Super Eternal Peerless Immortal Master King, signing out.

PS: [Super Eternal Peerless Immortal Master King] takes a lot of words. I guess you can refer to me by my real name in future. Be grateful, even the supremest of gods don’t know it.

My name Is Jeff.