“Witness my wrath!”

I am suddenly enveloped in white light, I close my eyes and I feel that I am free falling. Wait a moment, why my face rubs the tough winds and why I constantly hearing the sounds of wind. As soon as I open my eyes, what I see is I am really FREE FALLING. F*ck this is 50km above sea level, just my estimation.

“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!”

I will be dead in any moment now by crushing into the ground like a meteor. I bet I have an ugly face right now as the air pushes my face. I think I need to selfie my self right now. Hahaha. What the hell I am thinking, I am gonna die now. There is nothing I can do with my current situation right now, I am really doom, I regret that I anger that self-proclaimed goddess, I should just nod and nod to every word she said before like a yes man.

“I AM FALLING!!”

If I am gonna die at least I need to do something fulfilling, something fun. Yeah right, since I am falling, why not I enjoy this moment. The moment of skydiving.

“Yeha..look at me..I am Superman”

As I imitate the superman flying position in the air, forgetting that I will be dead in few seconds now. Then I swim in the air like the air is a sea, then I do sleeping position, frog position, monkey position and iron man position. I am like a crazy man enjoying this deadly situation. What can I do? I can’t fly, at least I enjoy skydiving before I hit the ground and die.

Then I notice a giant bird under me, flying casually. It’s a reddish blue bird flying magnificently in the sky, as I stare at the bird. An idea popped in my head.

“Here comes the batman”

I move towards the direction of the bird like a bullet, without noticing me I immediately landed on its head, making this giant bird lose its flight control. Damn, I should slow down during descend, my butt hurts and this bird lose its consciousness due to impact. Damn, I will be dead and this big fella is also dead. We are both dead.

The bird is now spinning like crazy and it started to point its beak downwards. I hear the sound of plane crash in my brain. Damn, why I am imagining an engine malfunction here. When the beak points downwards, our dropping speed sped up like crazy. I’ll be dead in few seconds here.

“Mayday Mayday Mayday…HELP!!!”

I close my eyes then a BANG, I hear a huge noise and my face gets wet. I am dead, I crash the ground, I am soul right now. I am really a pitiful person, I die at a younger age, no girlfriend, I am still available and fresh and fresh means I am still a virgin. Sigh, I am really unlucky.

But I notice that the sounds of air and tough winds still rubbing my face, I open my eyes. I am shock of I see in front of my ugly face. There, a giant scaled head was pierced by the beak of the giant bird that I am riding through hijacking it. What the hell is happening. Large amount of blood fly everywhere, my body, my face and this giant bird was drenched by the blood of this giant lizard.

I trace the body of giant lizard, I notice that there’s a pair of scaled wings and a long tail. Don’t tell me, that this giant lizard in front of me is the famous legendary creature that can only found in fairy tales. A dragon, the dragon in front of me is somewhat colored dark purple, his head has some two horns and its back has some spikes on it. Damn, what’s this bizarre chain of events?

I am snap back to reality as I am right now free falling in high speeds. I avoided two insta-deaths before but now I am not sure. The ground is getting bigger and bigger or to be exact it’s getting NEARIER.

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“INCOMING!”

My first thought is to hold on in my current position but I am surely died if I stay here during the impact of crashing. I have low chance that I will survive this crash and worst I cannot live without serious injuries. Man, I hate it if I survive in exchange of my ability to walk or get up. I don’t want to become a disable man.

I look around and around but all I can see is just mountains and forest below me. Crap, where can I jump before these two dead boys crash to the ground? As I look around, I notice a river flowing, that’s it I will time my jump before impact and make sure that I will land on to the river.

The river is somewhat deep I think, I don’t know but this is the way that increases my chance to survive. If this river is really deep, it reduces my chance of getting serious injuries like bone breakings or getting head smash into pieces. Damn that goddess, I beat she arrange this unexpected painfully deadly development. I don’t care anymore, either this river is deep or not or I will land the ground, I’ll be dead wherever I go.

I have one shot in this deadly situation.

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Jump.

“HALLELUJAH!’

I close my eyes, hands in my chest and big BOOM and SPLASH can be heard at the same time. My body felt the pain and ache while I am submerge deep into the river. ‘Ouch’. I move both of my hands and feet to swim up to catch my breath. I swim as hard as I can, I look below and I felt that my luck is good as I almost touch the river bed, like 25 cm is the distance, during my landfall onto the river.

‘Whew’ If I hit the riverbed my legs will be crushed and I will become a disabled person. Luckily the river is deep to reduce my impact. ‘Thank god’ not the goddess.

As I walk towards the giant tree, I sit there and examine my surroundings. The flowers, trees, river and this forest give the beauty of nature that mesmerizes my heart. I never see this beautiful and clean environment. This environment is like a nature’s sanctuary without a hint of any pollution or destruction. What I see in front of me is a hint that the trees, vines, and shrubs grows freely like no one ever touches this majestic side of nature. I am speechless.

Ding!

You killed the Great Garuda Eagle.

You killed the Wrath Elder Dragon.

You killed the Orc King.

You killed the Orc Queen.

You killed 120 goblins.

You killed the FireFox.

You killed the Nine-Tailed Fox.

You killed 50 Storm Foxes.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

Title earned: The Critical Slayer

Title earned: Merciless Killer

Title earned: Steal Killer

A bunch of blue screens appear in front of me.

“What the heck is this? and where am I?”