Cold metal touches my neck, I unconsciously shiver at the sword that was dangerously close to my neck. The person causing my distress is a man in shining armour with his sword extended to my neck. Yet, everything was quiet, peaceful in fact for such a crowded marketplace! Time seemed to stop except for a single person, a male with dirty black hair dressed in equally dirty rags.
Quickly grabbing the offending object I disarmed the knight with time still at a standpoint. Stabbing the sabre into the knight's throat and I ran.
'Time Start'
Time resumes as the knight gargles out a few words before slumping to the ground in a pool of blood. I keep running from the scene as people start noticing the dead man on the ground. Turning a corner and jumping over a wall I slump down breathing heavily.
You might ask, how did I get into this situation? Well, it all started with a prank gone wrong...
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Flashback:
"Uriel... You know that omnipotent beings shouldn't mess with the tree of Yggdragsil", the gasious entity spoke glowingly.
"Shhh! Be quiet it can hear us! Heh, I've been waiting for this day for so long! Don't screw this up for me Iriel!", an ethereal figure teasingly replies.
"Mou, you always do this! You know what happened last time when you tried to prank the tree!", the entity sighed.
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"Hehe, this time it should work..."
"What is this new prank of yours anyways?"
"It's-- SHH! It's coming!"
The world tree moved slowly towards an innocent chair with a whoopee cushion on it. Surprisingly it was able to sit down on said chair without a problem. *POOF* A farting noise comes out of the whoopee cushion shocking the enormous tree knocking down some strange fruits.
If a tree could express emotions right now it would be absolute rage! Giggling sounds could be heard from the ethereal entity and the gaseous entity.
"Haha! Got you that time, Yaggy! That was a good one!", the still giggling entity said.
"Mou, were sorry Yaggy please don't punish Uriel too hard.", the gaseous entity said apologetically.
The tree was still trembling with rage before calming down, if a tree could look evil this is what it would look like.
Somehow smiling it spoke,"Ah~~ah you again Uriel? Ma~~Mah I'm going to have to PUNISH you~~~"
The branches of the tree reached out and grabbed the ethereal entity and tossed it into the fallen fruit.
"Mou, did you have to do that to him? It was just a harmless prank.", said the gaseous entity.
"He needs to learn how to be a good omnipotent being, Iriel. This is just a small punishment for what he done to my precious universe~~~"
"I guess..."
"Hmm whatever, lets watch what happens to it now!", the tree spoke as the fruit projected a screen and showed ~-~-~-~
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Back to Uriel:
"Dammit, it was just a simple prank no need to throw me into this mortal's body!", the boy/omnipotent being said.
"I'll just teleport back to the void..."
[window]NOPE! You're going to have to stay in this universe for 1000 years in that body~~~ Until you can learn to be a good boy~~~[/window]
I try getting out of this mortal body, but Yaggy's branches stuffed my being back in.
"YAGGY! Let me out of here!"
[window]No[/window]
"Pretty please!"
[window]No! I made up my mind already![/window]
Slumping down in this mortal's body I sigh, "Stupid tree always ruining my fun..."