Andrew and I will be waiting at your door as soon as we can and we will go to the park with your kids. You can go to Canada if you want. I don't care because I am a great babysitter, so you
can do whatever you want. I heard Canada has a lot of snow, and you know that I know everything about you! It will be fine!
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But what if I am still waiting for you to come over and you are doing something else?
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I said it will be fine!
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But it isn't fine!
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Yes it is!
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no it's not!
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yes it is, and that does it!
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ok, ok, ok, ok, listen. How about I make up a schedule?
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh come on!
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Come on!
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Never mind then, but just to warn you, my cousins are going to be wild like tigers!
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Okay so get out! I don't care, just stop texting me to babysit your 5-year-old cousins!
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That was the worst chat in the history of chats. It also was the chat that made my life different. I hated that women, but it was the only way to get a babysitter. We have met a couple of times, and she is the person I trust the least. Her name is Sarah,and Susan is the last name of Andrew. Did I mention that I hate anyone friends with Sarah? Unfortunately, Andrew is friends with her. People also think that me and Andrew would make great friends if we tried to. Phhhhhhhhhtttt. Like I would ever in a million years have even have the tiniest bit of like to that guy! And I am getting off track again, so where were we? Oh. Yes. We were talking about how much I hate Sarah. BEEEEEEP! That was Sarah's car horn. Already? Sigh. This was going to be a very long day.
I had barely opened the house door when Sarah came stomping into the house.
"What took you so long?'' Sarah yelled at me, right when my cousins came to see what was going on.I quickly gave her an annoyed face to show how I felt,and then said
"How long does it take for you to open a door?"Pretty rudely.
To my surprise, she didn't even flinch!
"Huh?Answer me!" I yelled at her.
"Hey! How about everyone calms down and we can talk this through." said a voice behind Sarah. It was Andrew, of course.Why wouldn't it be?I squinted at Sarah like I could see through her and see Andrew on the other side.Andrew took the hint and took a step sideways so that I could see him.
"Really!?" I asked\yelled. "I will never ever EVER calm DOWN!!!!!!" He raised an eyebrow. "Really-" Andrew tried, but I just cut him right off.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!!" I yelled right off the bat.
"OK?" Andrew stammered "Are you sure?" If you guessed I yelled at him more, you would be correct.I kind of feel bad now that I think about it.
"I think you are crazy!" I had yelled at him at the moment
"Ummm......" Andrew said quite startled at the yelling, and I could tell he was still trying to process why I was yelling at him since I knew him.I decided to yell at him some more.
"You noob! Just because I know you does not mean I will not yell at you!" Andrew said something but I couldn't hear him because Sarah suddenly burst out in rage.
" What is wrong with you two?! Why can't you two just get along?!"
" I don't know."said Andrew and me exactly at the same time. We looked at each other and we looked back at Sarah.
She tossed me a letter, gave me a big frown and said
" Get out of here NOW ASAP."And with a toss of her hair,she walked into the house and started to yell at the kids.I just sighed and walked outside,hating that Sarah was yelling at them.