(Off-Screen) ??? : When I was 10 years old my parents kicked me out of the house. Saying things like, “Can’t you be more like Zander and Lily, Haru please don’t disappoint your parents anymore.” We lived in a mixed family, my father’s side was Japanese, while my mother’s side was American and English. Along with me, my parents had “The Perfect Twins” Zander and Lily, and the child musician prodigy, Seo. But I was just a regular kid nothing special about me, my grades were average, bad at sports, okay at music. Zander and Lily were both born in England where Grandpa gave them their names, I was born during my parent’s anniversary trip which was at Kyoto, Japan, where my father gave me a traditional name. 1 year after I was born, Seo was born in Korea. I was picked on by my siblings’ friends, by my parents, by the friends of the family. To them, I was so abnormal that they kicked me out of the house where I was put under the care of my uncle J-

Jo: Hey! Haru, have you mentioned your young, hot, sexy uncle, Joesph? Also, stop talking so loud while we are watching the telly!

(Mildly Annoyed) Haru: My bad, I was just getting to that part. As I was saying, I was put under the care of my 30-year-old, creep, and pervert of an uncle, Joesph!

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(Pouting) Joesph: Hey!... What do you mean 30-year-old, I was 29 and 11 months and 23 days old at the time!

(Trying not to burst out laughing) Haru: That’s the part you get hung up on! *Haru loses it and starts rolling on the floor* Ahhh, boy I needed that laugh, Back to the story, we moved to Los Angeles, where I met my best friends, Lid-

Lid: Dude, you need a better story otherwise you’re gonna put your audience to sleep! *Lid pulls out her phone and starts to play ignoring Haru*

(Fuming) Haru: Hey Lidya, mind look at me for a second?

Lidya: Hmm?

*Haru rushes over and struggles to put duct tape on her mouth while also taking her phone away*

(Out of breath) Haru: *pant* *pant* Man, for a lady you sure put up a fight like a gorilla *Muffled screaming in the background* Ahem… So where was I, oh ya, in Lose Angeles I met my best friends, Lydia and Yumi Hyu-

???: Wuff, ruff, *running in circles*

Haru: *sighs* Come here, Coco *Coco sits in Haru’s lap while he rubs her belly* You know what, I give up on telling you the background, here is my wonderful life’s story about me, Kuramoto Haru!