OK, so where do I start? Apparently my name is Kiel. I am about 5'11'' and have brown hair, brown eyes. I am built like a football player, but I weight around 270ish (pounds obviously).

My Father's name is Arnold Schwartz, and apparently he is the Governor of some state called Calliscama. Also, my age is 21, or so I am told. Which is great cause then I can get drunk and then people won't look at me funny cause I don't know common sense stuff, like mac and cheese isn't some sandwich with extra cheese. 'Why' you ask? Simple. Cause everyone knows that a drunk guy don't know shit.

Jokes aside, things have been weird since I woke up. Well, seeing as I don't know anything other than math, language, and some science like physics everything is pretty weird too me. Especially all the slang terms. Did you know that gay doesn't mean happy?! It is a term for people who like the same sex, but only applies to guys, and is often used as a derogatory term. And girls who like each other are called Lesbians, and apparently people are ok with them... In fact, they seem to be popular, with the guys. Makes no amount of sense to me. Anyway after about a week of tests and stuff they finally let me go home... Which is apparently a sky-scraper with a base of about 111m or 1000ft, and is a mile high. Oh! And did I mention its on top of some mountain called Mount Everest? So the entire building is sealed, and has a vent system going into the mountain, and brings in air from the base, as well as water and electricity, and food, and whatever else someone needs. Wasteful if you ask me, but apparently its the norm around here.

I stop typing and save the document onto the computer. It has 5 screens of varying sizes. One is a massive tv the size of the far wall, another is a 72” screen in the corner opposite the wall-screen, the third to the fifth are about 24-30” screens on a desk in a / _ \ shape, except the middle one is at the same height as the inner corners of the other screens. I had to write about my feelings, even if I decided not to show them to anyone. Its to help get my bearings.

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-Pretty boring isn't it? Hey! We should try to go get some hot guys!-

_Are you an idiot? The rest of us are guys, and we are not interested in guys, hot or not._

-Stingy! What about me? I'm not interested in girls! Does that mean you won't go after girls?!-

~Currently, I do not think we should be worrying about such trivialities. We have larger problems to deal with, such as names perhaps? We have been so busy trying to learn and adapt to this strange environment that there has been little time for other important matters.~

_oh, be quite! Or I'll make sure you get named the exact opposite of what you want!_

_Oh really? Ok, from hear on your name is [ ]._

<... THATS NOT A NAME!>

_Not according to 'No Game No Life'!_

*sigh. Stop it both of you. If we are giving people names, I shall do it, because one I'll be fair, and two cause I am the one in control of this body. From here on _ is now Po, like that character from Graceling. <> shall be called Bob. ~ shall be Tesla. And – will be Rose. Everyone agree to this?*

-Ah, your too sweet calling me beautiful by naming me Rose-

_Well I guess Po is alright_

~I am fine with being Tesla~

*Good. Now what do we want to do? I have been browsing the internet, as you should be aware, and came across a VR game. Do you guys want to play one? There are lots of options though so we'll hold a vote on the genre. Well there's only two really. Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Of course Sci-fi can be split into the Space genre and Getting-to-space genre. We will reconvene in an hour so make a decision by then*