Hey, Aihe?

Sup' Raj.

You know anything about why the entire Tarantula Nebula is pulsing a subspace bassline in sync with a broadcast from this ship?

Uh..

Uh what?

Lemme juuuuust, turn this off. There.

Aihe what the hell were you doi...

HEY WHY DID YOU STOP THE GANGSTAS PARADISE, I WAS REALLY ENJOYING THAT.

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...ing. Aihe who was that.

That was Xor.

And who, might I ask, is Xor?

AIHE IS THIS THE ONE CALLED RAJ WHO HAS THE STICK UP HIS BUTT?

Yeah Xor this is Raj, Raj meet Xor.

For one I do not have a stick up my butt, and second, who the hell do you think you are XoOoOr?

Uh Raj,you know how the Tarantula nebula is a protected zone due to being the nest of that 900 lightyear long Dark Matter squid right?

No shit Sherlock, thats why ive got the Conservation Bureau yelling in my head right now.

Well,turns out he and I share classical music tastes.

AIHE RETURN THE COOLIO BEFORE I HAVE TO CAP THIS FOOLIO. WE GOT RESONATING TO DO.

Solar Combine Conservation Bureau ,Audio Log, Tarantula Incident. No citations issued upon further review.