Hello to the molecules and atoms that i am talking to. As i am on my last breath, i am really happy! I am really fucking happy to leave this godforsaken place!
What kind of human being gives a 1000 word essay to be completed in a day! I know i can do it but… Its completely unreasonable! I’d rather play the new Pokemon game that’s coming out. What’s it called again? Ahh its hard to remember when you’re on your last breath. Also why is it taking so long for me to die?
Wait am i dead already? How did i die again? Its probably not that important since i can’t remember the details of my death. Why is there a spheal plushy beside me? Wait aren’t I dead? ARGHH FUCK THIS IS SO CONFUSING!
”Spheal?”, it tilted its head confused as to why the human is so angry.
”Wait. Did you just talk? That’s interesting. Quite interesting. According to my 500 IQ brain and plot armor given by the author, I must’ve transmigrated to the world of Pokemon!”
“Spheal, spheal!”, the Spheal clapped its hands together as it was happy that the human seemed joyful.
I stood up perfectly fine without any injuries that i had before. It still bugged me not knowing what caused my death but it was not that important. Instead of pondering upon my death, I looked down to see the absolute round ball of cuteness just staring at me and smiling.
”What a cute Spheal!”
”Spheal!”, the Spheal clapped its hands together excitedly to show its excitement.
”Wow you really are the Clap Pokemon! Now little guy, can you please tell me where am I or point me to the nearest settlement? Now that i think it about it, am in a cave?”
”Spheal-pheal!”, the Spheal nodded up and down to confirm that i was indeed in a cave.
”Well that’s exciting. I must use my deducing skills to figure out where I am!”
”Spheal?”, it cocked its head and was skeptic of my detective abilities.
”Allow me to demonstrate my skills Watson! I am Sherlock Holmes! Wait that doesnt feel right. I’m not copying someone’s name. What goes well with Sherlock? Hmm! I got it! I am now Sherlock J. Moriarty! Hahaha quite ironic. Now back to my demonstration Watson! You are a Spheal, meaning im most likely in Hoenn. The only caves in Hoenn that contains a Spheal is…. SHOAL CAVE!”
The Spheal stared at me for a few seconds before laughing like crazy and rolling its body left to right.
”Well you clearly found it hilarious didn’t you buddy? Yes i am a bit sick in the head, not officialy diagnosed though so who really knows! Anyhow back to the matter at hand. I see so im in Shoal Cave. That’s concerning. How did i get here? HELLO ARCEUS! THANKS FOR THE LIFT!”
”Pheal-pheal-pheal!!”, the Spheal continued laughing while i had not stopped my unskippable dialogue yet.
“Well adorable little Spheal its time to live my life and have an adventure! Can you take me to your mother? I need to talk to her!”
”Spheal! Pheal-pheal!”, it gestured me to follow him to meet his mother.
The journey was quite short, like a 2 minute walk but before we arrived, there had to be something surprising to keep the readers on toe!
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”Why is there two Snorunts here?”
”Snorunt!”
”Snorunt-snorunt!”
Both Snorunts smiled at me very hard and surprisingly the Spheal started laughing again!
”Why are you laughing again Watson!”, I demanded an answer from my partner-in-crime.
The Spheal stopped laughing and tried to explain her best to me as to why she laughed again.
”Ah so i get it! These two Snorunts heard my unskippable dialogue and wanted to go with me! How convenient!”
”Snorunt-snorunt!”
“Sno-runt-runt!”
I glanced excitingly at the two Snorunts and said, “ Are you guys siblings? Brother and sister?”
The two Snorunts simultaneously nodded their heads vigorously and giggled.
”So you guys want to join me?”, the two Snorunts jumped up and down and circled around me.
”I guess that’s a yes! Wonderful! This is very convenient. I thank Arceus! And whoever body i’m currently in because this isnt mine thats for sure!”
I touched the pocket of my pants and found a wallet that contained some cash and a card and ID.
“Ah! An ID, how convenient. Let’s see what my name is.” I took the ID from the wallet and it read
NAME: AIDEN VIRE
DATE OF BIRTH: 3/4/1998
SEX: MALE
HEIGHT: 185CM (6”0)
”Huh the guy is quite hansome, tall, and loaded! How did a stand up guy like that die in some cave like this? How tragic. I must abandon the name Sherlock J.Moriarty and use this guy’s name to honour him and his legacy. SQUAD. SALUTE!”
As i saluted to the former Aiden Vire, the three pokemon tried not to tear up and saluted with me and we had a moment of silence for him.
“Alright soldiers! We must move on with our lives. Spheal, lead the way!”
The three Pokemon nodded and Spheal lead the way to her mother.
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There i was, with a ragtap group of two Snorunts and a Spheal facing a Walrein. A menacing one at that.
The mother Walrein stared at me for a while then looked at her son to explain. The Spheal then proceeded to explain the situation and asked for her mother’s approval to go out with me.
The mother Walrein had a blank look on her face for a few minutes. Then she raised her hands to hug me. Huh?
“Walrein-walrein!”, it was grateful to me that someone decided to train her son.
“Wal-wal, walrein, walrein.”, due to my superb detective skills i deduced that the Walrein was once a trainer’s pokemon but due to the death of the trainer, the Walrein was relocated to Shoal Cave by the League since no one could take care of it.
“I see Ms.Walrein, that’s quite tragic. You need not to worry about your Spheal. I will take care of it and visit you from time to time.”
”Walrein!”, it gave me and all the pokemon one big hug before telling us to follow it.
We followed the mother Walrein to the exit of the Cave and we left the cave.
”Wow the Sun sure is SUNNING.”
“Walrein! Wal-wal”, it gestured us to ride on its back to Mossdeep City.
My eyes were practically shining and so was the two Snorunt’s eyes. I hopped on its back and Snorunt 1 and 2 hopped on my back and gripping it tightly. Where was Spheal? I was holding it. Just like a ball.
The mother Walrein gave us no warning and started to speeeeeeeeeeed up with very high speeeeeed.
“AGHH THIS IS AMAZING! WAIT I CAN TOUCH WATER! HAHA I CAN TOUCH WATER! HAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING!”
Oh the readers doesnt know yet do they? Before my transmigration in my old life i had a condition called “AQUAGENIC URTICARIA”. It was an extremely rare condition which causes itchy hives to appear on the skin if it came in contact with water. That’s why I am so happy that i can touch water. Anyways back to the story!
It was amazing. We arrived and we said our goodbyes to Walrein who seemed happy to drop off her son? Well anyways time to figure out what to d-
”HEY! WHERE’S MY JETSKI!”
I froze.
Shit. Shit. Why am i so stupid, argh my 500IQ brain is failing me! Of course the former Aiden Vire would need a jetski to go to Shoal Cave!
”Oh that? Uh i left it there? There’s no need to fret! I got this”
”WHAT! You better get it back kid! Or not Officer Jenny will be knocking on your doors! Get it back by today!”
Yikes.
My 500IQ brain raced to find a solution and YES! The Walrein wasn’t too far from my sight and i screamed my absolute hardest to get its attention and it-
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