"You can do it Spencer", hollars the fans in the stand.
"Space this loser Edward", hollars another group of hardened fans.
The announcers states the top 3 winners out of the 10 contestants in the 200 IM are:
1. Spencer Jones
2. Edward Spacer
3. Bing Lo
Each contestent more tired than the last slowly lifts themselves from the pool, only to be swarmed by all different sport reporters.
James Sinclair with the Jin yu post, "Bing Lo what the hell happened, you were this years top pick? Were you paid off"?
"It was a very tough race and I did not prepare as well as my competitors, I hope to be a worthy oppenent in our next match, exclaimed", Bing.
Arnold Schwitz with Fux news, "Mr. Jones congratulation on the major win, can you tell the crowd how this years underdog with a 1/91 chance of victory one first prize"?
"Well Arnold we all know statistics is a flawed mathmatics if you do not have all the facts. In fact, my victory this year was not based off of speed training, but off of endurance. My trainer this year put me in the harshest environments to tone my body, to let my mind know what pain really is."
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"So Mr. Jones could you give us an example of this particular training method", exclaims Rena Richards with the Chapidquir training school.
"You know Ms. Richards that all training regimins are highly redacted as classified information between athlete and trainer. However, I can give you a tidbit of information, riding those bulls in Spain earlier this year was terrifyingly fun;" says Spencer.
Spencer, Edwards, Bing and the other contestants head to the locker room.
The contestants then begin to form a circle.
In which each contestant thanks each of its competitors for a chance to race with the best in this current generation.
As they disperse to take a cold shower, this weird old man streaks into the locker room slapping each of the contestants rear ends.
Jose Mangin the competitor that placed 4th and Ricki Crimbal whom placed last place moaned in pleasure while the rest of the contestants are in shock.
Each competitor returns into a firey rage as Pimpin Goes yells, "Get HIM"!
All the boys rush the perverted old man after a good chase the old man was surrounded by a bunch of 15-18 year old youths in speedos brandishing their fists.
The perverted old man said wait a minute dont tell me you lads and lasseys didn't like your gift.
Each boy turned red, however nobody could tell if it was caused by anger or embarrasment but as soon as the feeling passed and they were about to get vengance this slippery, perverted old man miraculously slips through the the drainage cracks beneath their feet.
In Unison each of the youths screamed, "What in the fuck!"