A slime bobbles into your vision, while you remember your in a daze, Why are you here, listening to a small green blob in the middle of nowhere? Because you turned to this channel provided to all souls waiting to get into heaven, the slimes jumps up and down so that you settle down, preventing you from going to pee.

You decide, why not? you also broke into heaven, what, did you think your dead?

A man behind you grunts as you shamelessly block the screen with your unhealthy body.

you eyes feel heavy as the man you shamelessly blocked was a gatekeeper of heaven, who is now sending your soul to hell!

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Waking up in the morning, a little girl wipes off her sweat from a strange dream that she had, pushing aside her green hair she gets off the pile of leaves she calls her bed to get ready for another day. She looked at the blue slime in front of her and sighed How do I make this slime a heaven's Immortal! why is this so hard! a branch was broken as a boy about her stage walked into her small hut "JenJen, your still trying to get a slime to cultivate? Just focus on your own cultivation!" the blue haired blue scolded her "My Pa said that even if your 5, just like me, you should be preparing for a life of cultivating like I am!" the boy continued.

Tch "I know what I'm doing! There will be a slime deity in no time! and it's going to be the coolest!" the girl nicknamed jenjen boasted proudly "And besides, we can't cultivate for real yet Tian Yu, all we can do for now is just adding sand to the dessert!" the girl pouted as she picked up her slime who she named tenten, simply because it rhymed with her name.

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She put a low grade soul stone for the slime to eat as breakfast "Jenjen! that could have bought you some sweets!" The boy was again wide eyes at his percieved wastefullness of a perfectly good soul stone. "I'm not gonna have a slime deity if I don't sacrifice anything!" she retorted Stupid boy, watch when the slime becomes a Deity ranked Cultivator, I, you father, won't spare you when that happens! 

"And besides, I'll become good looking in the future, I already know it. Also, your mama said that boys have it harder in finding someone to leach off of!" Tian pouted as he could not find a suitable retort. The boy sat down on a small stone that Jenjen was Imagining was a chair, He thought back to a month ago when they found a sleeping girl in the forest with wounds and amnesia She was so quiet back then! he thought But, I guess I would be bored if she was quiet.

Tian Yu lived a fairly comfortable life, never having to worry about food, his father Lian Yu was a 5th rank mortal cultivator bodyguard for a famous store in town and his mother was a 2nd circle healer magician that helped out at the town clinic. So, when his new 'sister' built her own hut as to not take advantage of his parent's, it made him interested since small town life was fairly boring and most kids his age in his neighborhood are stupid or really prideful for no reason as if their parent's sucess was their own.

He sighed again as he watched his sister try to teach her slime how to cultivate, expounding on the tiny bit of dao she heard when Tian yu and her snuck into a local sect that instead of kicking them out, gave them looks of pity as if they were dropped as children!

"Alright now, Tenten, imagine something in your hear--" Tian Interupted her "Slimes don't have hearts, they have cores!" He sighed I thought I was just gonna have fun, why am I sighing more than more already.

And so, it was another day for the two--Ahem Ahem 'Trio' as Tian Yu , Jen Jen, and Ten Ten the slime talked with tian yu mostly retorting and ten ten just absorbing some dirt, not noticing the disturbance that will change their futures even as an old man looked at them afar with interest, if Jen Jen were to have noticed him, she would have replied Yes! I, your father, was right! this slime is the main character! while Tian yu would have retorted Why aren't you focusing on the fact that a strange old man is staring at us, and why would a slime be the main character, whatever that is!