Turns out we've been living in a simulation all along. And the programmers are sick of our schticks.  Enter the apocalypse. Because most humans might as well be NPCs, they get turned into zombies with a massive hunger for brains (because, well, there's a reason they didn't make the cut). Only one problem with what could have been a dream apocalypse.... All the cool litrpg stuff like racial attributes, classes, and special abilities are based on... ...ducking astrology?! Oh, and the whole apocalypse is being streamed live by those lucky enough to, you know, not be trapped in a ducking simulation apocalypse.