Darkness.
That was all I could see. Apparently, this is how after life is huh, pure darkness no matter where you look, and a sensation that you can't move.
Well, at least we blown up the bank. I would do everything to see what the face of that jerk that dared to lust after Nybra will look like when he sees his bank all blown up.
- ''Actually, he is just crying with snot all over his face.'' said a genderless voice.
- ''Oh, thank you.'' So that's all he is doing huh... Wait… what!? Who talked right now!?
Calm down and think Ed.
You're dead, in an all-encompassing darkness and a genderless voice just talked with you right now. Let's revise the options:
1 - I'm getting crazy
2 - It's God
3 - An overpowered existence can erase me by existing
- ''It's option 3, and I'm surprised that you're taking death easily.'' said the voice
- ''Well, oh powerful existence, as far as I know, I was supposed to be dead, since it was a suicide, ya'know.'' Wasn't he/she supposed to be omniscient and omnipotent?
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- ''Yes, I'm both, but it's just boring to always know everything ya'know. Now, before you interrupt me again let's get to business okay? As you already know you're dead, but a long time ago, I created a sort of roulette to entertain me. On this roulette, I would put dead souls to decide their fate, and apparently, you, was somehow lucky enough to achieve all the best possible results.''
- ''And what are this results?'' HAHAHAHA... Alleluia brother, finally luck has smiled on me!!!
- ''Yes, yes. Calm down okay? The results were that you would decide where you would reincarnate, along a few wishes. Now, after everything has been said and all, it's time for you to choose. Oh, and don't worry about speaking it aloud, I can read your mind and will be taking down notes of what you're thinking and the intentions of it, so that doesn't happen any mistakes with your choices. And before you start, last warning, if what you're choosing is beyond the acceptable limit, I will tone down your wish till it becomes acceptable, but don't worry, I will not tone down too much below the limit just till it can fit okay?''
~ ''Okay Ed. Let's think for a while now. Those are very important choices and I have plenty of time.''
After a really, really long time
- ''Okay, I decided everything now.''
- ''Alleluia. I thought that it would take forever.''
- ''So, how are my wishes?
Asking that, a note appear in front of me, with everything I wished. After reading it a few times and understanding all the modifications, I say:
- ''Okay, I think that's it.''
- ''Goodbye Ed and I hope you can be as entertaining as I think you are.''
And with the goodbyes of Bob (What? It was a long time ya’know. Enough that we even became friends and he raised a few of my wishes limits. And what's the problem with an omniscient and omnipotent existence called Bob?) I pass out.