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So Funny!

You know what, when things get boring, I go around and look for some change.

People really make a big deal out of boredom, if you step out of your boundaries, you can realize various kinds of ways to have fun.

I walked, I walked I walked, I was walking then when I was walking, this guy was sleeping on the roadside, now now don’t get me wrong, sleeping at midnight is not all that unusual.

What was unusual was, that he was sleeping outside, on the roadside, the road was much more like an abandoned lane at that late hour of the night.

He had a black thin blanket covering his body, but it didn’t cover his entire body, his legs were exposed to the cold outside, by the way, I am not that foolish to not cloth properly, I was covered enough much that the cold was not affecting me at all, unlike that fool, who was sleeping on the floor, even with his shoes on, with shoes hmm hmm with his shoes, that would be bad, that could get bad, then again if it comes to that, that is that this is this.

Nonetheless, I had my mask covering my face even if that were to happen, I wouldn’t be in trouble but that would ruin my experience, that’s for sure.

Oh, sorry sorry, I apologize for going on and on without including you, I get that feeling of being left out, it’s annoying isn’t it, so I went to that guy, I shook him gently, of course I don’t want to wake him up, even I would feel annoyed being woken up by a strange guy with a black kitty mask on his face.

I poked his shoulders gently but he gave me no response, it was clear to me then.

I took out my knife from my pocket, it was a sharp knife, I can say that much for sure, it was a knife, if you would jokingly rub it on your neck, you will slit your throat, yes even jokingly and I’m not even joking.

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You don’t get it, do you, so I pushed down his head with one hand while my other hand was rubbing violently against his neck, then I started applying as much pressure I could, with a gargling sound, yes like that sound you make during gargling water, however, this idiot was gargling red liquid instead of water, that is blood.

Not from his mouth but from his slit throat.

His body jolted suddenly, I was startled at that, yeah he was shaky, so much so that I started stabbing my knife at his face and all, I stabbed him five times, and suddenly I heard the sound of red blood pouring in great contents from his throat, he was making the same gargling sound with a leak of air from his windpipe.

Now that I think back he might have been trying to cry, to cry out in pain but since I slit his throat, his vocal cords must have been messed up.

So anyway I continued stabbing anywhere I could, the sound of bloody liquid pouring out of his body started to fade out, but the guy was still moving.

He was making a puss sound, yes a pussssss sound, just like that.

Then he fell onto the floor even after being stabbed this many times, he was still not dead, this is completely different from what I have seen in the movies, this idiot was still moving, he should have died with that much blood soaking his jacket, but what can I do other than stabbing him.

Yes, I stabbed, stabbed, stabbed, stabbed, I kept stabbing him, and that sound of air releasing from a pressure point was very funny to me.

And and and, his body was losing strength, so it was very funny, to be honest, it was very funny, so funny that I started laughing, even though I can’t tell what was actually funny about it, but it was funny how he stopped moving at all, and how his eyes balls were bulging out like they are about to fall off from his sockets, it was so funny, if you had seen that you would know how funny actually it was, so funny, so funny so funny, it was really really funny, his eyes are open, are they looking somewhere, bet he saw nothing with those eyes, so funny, it was actually funny, so funny, so funny, so funny, look at him trembling, his lungs are fighting for air, is he suffocating, so funny, so funny, what was funny about it? So funny, funny, funny, how funny it was, hahahahahahah, It was funny, oh he died.

Now that I think about it, it’s been so long since I have laughed like that, even remembering it now makes me laugh, so funny it was…hahahahahahah, so haha haha, so I walked back to my room to sleep.

All that work made me tired so I went back to cuddle in my bed, I have to wake early for my routine and college as well, seeking change for fun is good and all but following a routine is necessary as well. If I mess up, being on my schedule would sure become difficult.

But but but, You know what, this was quite refreshing. I want to experience this again.