Once upon a time there was a snake . The snakw was green and could speak the human tongue. He had been Practising since he was in his egg and was a little snake. He always added ssss to his words to give a bit personal touch and a Unique Sound. He was probably the first snake to speak the human tongue because he had never heard any other snake speak it. Not even between his snake friends Who he considered over average intelligent snakes. Not even in the existing snakw community. He didn't hate the language of the snake, But it just couldnt compare to the human language. The snake tongue sounded so dull and similar, and there was only one Way to Express yourself verbally, But in the human tongue. Oh man. There were so various different ways to pronounce the words, the tone behind it, the power of the words and the accent. It was incredible and it facinated the green snake. Every human person had their own Way to enounciate the words and their own Way with the language, the complete opposite of the snake. The snake had lived among the humans his whole life and would be considered a pretty chill snake. He had some snake brothers Who were mentioned before Who he smoke weed with. You should have seen the first time the human found out We smoke. They were eyes out of eyebowl surprised. Sometimes he, the green snake, would go out of his cage and Hunt a mouse or other normal snake stuff, But mostly stuck to doing human stuff fx Reading books and drinking the hot liquid human calls coffee. I Call it hot heaven water, because it gives a rush of energy no other liquids can give me. When i dont read or hunt, i join my human for his class. He's pretty stupid compared to other human, But he still manages. Its pretty normal for humans to bring their pet to schools, i have seen humans bring their tiger to school. My human is called twinkle and Thats probably why he gets bullied. Bullying doesnt occur often in this school, because of the animals. But because human is called twinkle, the teachers just laugh and let it pass. Twinkle has a tough life, he would be Better of as a snake. As a snake there is nobody who would Bully you because of name. Only eat you. After school human takes me to dancing, We are practicing various Dance moves like the doggie or the snake, which i of course already have mastered. When We get home, its pretty late. We haven't eaten anything yet and that makes me moody. Human usually spot my moody eyes and gives me a snack. Human is very nice like that. Every friday human goes out to disco for dancing. He always brings me out with him, sometimes disguised as a belt or scarf, other times not. Here he shows off his Dance moves in poorly fachionated Way, because he is lazy and Cant focus When practicing. Sometimes he just let me wander around the club, getting some drinks, dancing. The normal stuff. I have a very seducing voice, sadly no one can hear it inside the club. My voice dont have a lot of power and speak very loudly. Saturdays are just for myself. This day are time for me alone, so i can grow and mature as a snake. I get my fangs done, so they are Shiny and sharpend. That takes a few Hours and afterwards i read some books and wonder about the fact that a snake can his fangs sharpend, But can't go to the dentist.

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