Albert, a 17 year old who lacks social skills, walks into the living room, sits on the couch and starts watching "The Watch list". This show tells you what you should watch on a daily basis to, supposedly, help you make small talk with people therefore helping you with your social skills.

At this point his 14 year old brother, Steve, steps in the room and joins Albert to watch TV.

Steve looks at his brother "Yo dude really you're watching a TV show that tells you what to watch?"

Albert rotates his head slowly to look at Steve and just nods yes.

Steve replies "You do see how ironic this is right. Like, just, watch what you enjoy"

"Well STEVE, I need to know what to watch so I can make friends. I mean your 14 you should be caring about your social life as well" At this point Albert has his glued back to the TV.

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Steve smirks "Ha. I already have a ton of friends"

"Wait what? No you don't. You never go out" Albert looking at him with a confusing look on his face.

"Yes I do. You're just too focused on yourself to notice that I'm ever gone"

"Well okay and who are these friends of yours?"

"I only got one and his name is Roger" Steve replies with absolute confidence.

Albert stares in disbelief at his brother for a second and then just starts laughing.

"HAHAHAHA! Are you serious right now? You only have one friend?"

"I only need one. Unlike you I don't require a bund load of friends to feel valid in society" Steve states still with confidence.

"Pfft, whatever"

Albert keeps watching TV while Steve goes to his room and goes to his PC.

Steve starts talking as if he is speaking to his computer.

"Roger can you cut the power to the TV?"

The PC replies with a male british voice "I'm insuted that you had to even ask. Cutting off power now"

A few seconds later Steve hears a shout coming from the living room. He turns back to his computer and says "Who needs actual friends when you can code your own"

Roger replies "You are so write"