CHAPTER FIVE: MT. DOOM

"Mt. Doom! Is that fucking Mt. Doom!" AvatarPyro points at a massive volcano in the distance.

"Looks like we're in Mordor ma dudes!" Andrew scratches his belly button.

"Let's do this!" Wundah begins to walk across the black, charred rocks.

"It's so hot I hope we have enough Cold Pills." AvatarPyro stares at a river of lava ahead.

"We'll be fine, there's plenty left." Andrew pops one in his mouth, "Plus it's hot as balls."

"What kind of balls are you feeling?" Wundah laughs while eating a Cold Pill.

"My balls!" Andrew lifts his loincloth up.

"Agh dude my eyes!" AvatarPyro eats a Cold Pill while Wundah laughs.

They continue to walk upwards towards the top of the volcano. The vast landscape surrounding them, the sky full of clouds, a crimson color from the warm glow of lava, "This looks way better in person." The words slip from AvatarPyro's mouth and drift into the night sky.

AvatarPyro is sitting in his room with his device in his hands, he uses his stylus to type on the chatroom, "Yoooo!"

He's sitting down on the floor in the middle of the hall, clad in Red Tizah armor, wielding a Gozo Greatsword. "Yoooo!" Next to Wundah's name the message pops up.

"Sup dude!" Andrew appears in the hall wearing Royal armor with a Royal Sword and Shield.

Wundah is wearing Red Tizah armor with a Neza Long Sword, "What are we hunting?"

"Fuzzy?" AvatarPyro runs around the hall, checking his inventory.

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"Sounds good." Wundah sits at the table.

AvatarPyro and Andrew sit at the table and they eat their meals. They stand up and flex.

"You guys have any spare Megas?" AvatarPyro chuckles at his screen.

"You never have any Megas dude!" Andrew types.

"Upgrade the Farmer?" Wundah hands him Megas.

"I hate story mode man." AvatarPyro runs in circles around the hall.

"That's why you're always healing with Plants and shiiit!" Andrew sets up the mission.

"Speed Eating helps, I'll be fine!" AvatarPyro chuckles at his screen, "I needa pee."

He walks through his empty house to the kitchen and grabs a soda, then he makes his way to his bathroom in his pajamas. It's been so many days since he's been outside. He pees and washes his hands. He dries them and gets back to the game, "Yo let's do this!" The Adventurers make their way to the departure gate.

"Dude heads up!" AvatarPyro yells as Wundah throws his Flashbang, the massive red chimera looking dragon Fuzzy lets out a roar as Andrew flings AvatarPyro into the air with his hammer. AvatarPyro shoves his sword down the Fuzzy’s throat, and it falls to the floor with a thud. Items pop up in their inventory.

"Did we just do that?" Wundah searches around to see if there are any more.

"We're too fucking strong!" AvatarPyro yells, putting his sword away, bumping fists with Wundah.

"Watch out!" Andrew shoves the two of them near the dead Fuzzy as a massive God Level Elder Dragon swoops down and grabs him with its massive claws. Andrew puts his finger to his lips, AvatarPyro and Wundah stare in shock. Andrew nods and gives a thumbs up, a determined look on his face as the dragon roars and flies off into the distance.

"No! What the fuck just happened!" AvatarPyro screams, sprinting in the direction it flew.

"He saved us bro, he fucking saved us." Wundah can see the faint glimpse of the glowing red dragon.

They run on and on, but the sky begins to turn pitch black and they lose sight of the dragon as massive trees bigger than the trees in the Land of Jazuk cover the area, "He'll be fine man." Wundah looks up into the treetops.

"Yeah he will." AvatarPyro looks up, the canopy is so dense, the forest is pitch black.

"Let's take a Stamina Pill and keep going." Wundah pops one in his mouth.

"Yeah that's a good idea." AvatarPyro pops a Stamina Pill and our Adventurers venture into the dark foreboding forest.