1.

Who am I?

Where is this?

Where's my bed? My giant and cuddly Totoro? My laptop? My house?

Help me, mummy!

2.

There's no one here!

Why does this big, old fashioned house only has one person, me?

Yet there's not even a speck of dust!

I've tested with my fingers, swiping the window frames and inside drawers!

Is the owner of this body so hardworking? With severe OCD?

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The most shocking thing is that this big house is built above a gigantic mountain, surrounded by similar-sized mountains! 

I could only tremble in fear at the thought of how high this place is with white clouds floating around the mountains.

What sorcery is this?!

3.

There's a never-ending well behind the house with the best water I've ever tasted! 

But no matter how much I ransacked the place, there's no food to be found. The kitchen is strangely too clean, not even a drop of old oil stain! 

I did have the thought of going down the mountain, but my fear eventually chains me down. 

I'm too afraid of traveling down the unknown mountain alone. 

My mind endlessly supplies horror scenarios of what I could encounter down the mountain and die horribly. 

Strangely, my body does not feel tired, but my mind keeps on telling me that I need to eat.

I thought I'm going to starve mentally until a human suddenly appears at the entrance, greeting me politely with a great bow.

There's a human! Hallelujah!

4.

This cute boy told me I'm the peak master of this mountain. 

I'm living in a cultivation world with high status, looking highly upon by others. 

My age consists of three digits but my new body still looks like I'm in my early twenties.

My name is Shi Jing.

That is all I'm able to squeeze... ask the nice boy before he ran away.

Is my kabedon technique that bad?

I made sure I'm smiling in a very friendly manner though…