Thee days.
Ancient Monster Fang Yijun has come out of close door cultivation after breaking through Cloud Forming Realm, gaining the ability to fly and ascend. At first glance she looks like a fairy coming out from a story the like of Shao Jingyi. However, in the case of Shao Jingyi, it was natural born beauty blessed by the heaven and earth, in Fang Yijun case...
"Ho ho ho. Let that man regret the day he abandon me for that younger skank."
Walking on the path of the Dao, hands in hands. Her husband and partner for the last 300 years have abandoned her for a younger female cultivator. This enrages her beyond belief, almost causing her to go into deviation. The same man who promised to love her in sickness and in health has abandoned her because she has grown old. And yet that unfaithful man was no better, he is also an old man, an old man who courted younger girl.
This matter was spread far and wide in the continent, and yet the one who lost the most face was her. The people of the world secretly and openly laughed at the woman whose husband left her because she was too old.
Well no more.
Fang Yijun is peerless under heaven (in her opinion). Now who dare to laugh at her?
Fang Yijun has gained complete mastery over a secret age reversing technique. Now who dare say she is too old?
Her obsession with her husband's betrayal is what brought her to this height.
"Ku ku ku. It's time I pay that man a visit."
Yijun flies out of her cave, dazzling the entire continent. Cultivators who have seen her bow down their head. Those who recognized her sweat in fright remembering what they said about her behind her back. In this continent, it is said that cultivators reaching certain height, gaining the ability to fly, can hear for thousand of miles and see for thousand of miles.
How is that not scary?
Not just that, they can also see the future and the past, being omniscient. This last part however was just a rumor, since time memorial the people who has gained the ability to fly is so rare as to be non-existent.
"Ku ku ku" Yijun laughs haughtily, seeing the expression of the young men looking up at her just like a fairy in heaven.
"Ho ho ho. I am pretty am I not? Just like a fairy in legend. The Earth Borned Rebirth technique is truly great."
She landed in that hateful man's sect. Well, her former sect. After that split, she has angrily stomped out vowing to never return unless it is for her revenge. And now all the disciples are bowing on the ground, looking at her with a different eyes.
The chief disciple in the past, who didn't even give her face when she left approaches carefully and bow
"Immortal. May I ask what businesses do you have with our small sect? Master Cui Huang is already coming here, but if you have any immediate need, just tell me. This lowly one will try to my best to fullfill all your wishes." Greed glints clearly in his eyes. 'Ho? You can't even hide it from me, do you expect to hide it from an immortal?'
And yet, Yijun just laughs, waving the man away.
"You are lucky I'm in a good mood today. Just tell that dog's son Cui Huang and his whore to come out quickly. Ho ho ho. Immortal huh? Well tell them to come out and bow down to this immortal."
The chief disciple pales, just how did his master angered this immortal? No good, no good. It is probably time to change sect. There are no future going forward with a sect that has angered an immortal.
Inside the hall, Cui Huang also pales. But it was different from his disciple, the moment he hears her voice, he immediately recognizes who Yijun is.
Sleeping in the same bed for more than half a millennia, how could he not? But because of that recognition, currently he is extremely frightened.
Fang Yijun has gained enlightenment and regain youth.
However at that moment, Yijun was not in fact thinking about how to castrate him.
...Well, maybe a little bit, but at that moment she was extremely delighted about breaking through. And the matter with Cui Huang...
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She hated him. However, once upon a time ago it could be said that they love each other after all.
But well, she just wanted to scare that man one last time.
After this, she is probably never going to see him again, truthfully speaking, the moment their love ended, they have started walking two different paths.
This is the last time she is going to meet that old man.
Moment of reminiscent over, currently she can feel extreme euphoria. Her body feels so light, that it may as well ascend to the sky without her knowledge.
So this is ascension.
She thinks to herself.
"He he he he."
Seeing the subservient disciples, she can't help but laugh.
At that moment however, a screen suddenly appear in front of her.
"System Notice:
Mission: That first step: Temper your expectation, enter this certain conversation and witness Sect Master of the Heavenly Sword Sect, Zheng Jie and Devil Path Ancestor, Yan Yu.
Reward: Better prepared yourself for the path you have stepped on.
Failure:..."
"Eh? What is this? Heavenly Dao discussion? Ho ho ho. This immortal has already achieved Ascension, is the Heaven asking me to advise some young disillusioned souls on the path of the Dao. I accept. I accept."
She laughs, Cui Huang is taking his time coming out anyway. She knows that man as well as the back of her hand, he has to be scared to death right now.
"But what is a Devil Path Ancestor anyway?" Yijun mutters.
On the certain continent Yijun inhabits the knowledge of the Heaven Path and the Devil Path has been lost. And so, she didn't know anything of the higher continents, only that ascending means ascending. And so, losing her base, her first step in the Ninth Cloud continent, the continent above hers would be quite painful without this knowledge with her temperament.
But leaving her alone with two extremely dangerous characters was...
"I accept!"
She reads quickly through the system notice and nods her head.
"Anonymity huh? Well it would be bad if this Zheng Jie and this Yan Yu was too awed by my fame that they couldn't learn my lesson properly. I get it, I get it, I choose this name!"
"Fairy Yijun has entered the conversation." It was not her full name, but it also gives hints of who she is. And fairy shows that she was an extremely beautiful person, truthful to her real appearance.
'Ho ho ho, this profound naming sense can only come from a person like me' She thought to herself
On the screen words was rapidly type at the speed of masters. Thankfully the System has limited the two's word count, seeing as the conversation wouldn't be understood by their juniors otherwise. Even so, after every five minutes, the two masters would immediately react with lightning speed and reach their words count rebuking each other. Seeing as they are the highest masters under the heaven, one would expect much more elegance coming from both of them, however at that moment, in the screen in front of Yijun, the conversation is like this
"Of course your daddy is from me. I'm your grand daddy, here to teach you a lesson."
"Only the kind of animals not knowing anything would bring father and mother into this. But you wouldn't know, seeing as animal is even better."
"Wait wait wait wait now!" Yijun starts typing on the screen in front of her to the confusion of the surrounding disciples. With the dignity of a great ascending master, she has this to say
"Eh little Zheng, little Yan you are both wrong."
At that moment, both Zheng Jie and Yan Yu was staring at the screen
"Little Zheng?"
"Little Yan?"
Thankfully, due to the System's anonymity, Cloud Forming Realm master Fang Yijun manages to unknowingly escape from two heavenly calamity.
For now at least.