“I'm home!”
“Welcome home honey, how was work?”
"I told you to stop calling me honey, mom."
"Okay, how about sweet heart?"
"NO."
"Okay, no nickname then. How was work, Johanna?"
“As boring as always, there's been no progress in the past three months. I think something's wrong.”
“What is it that you're working on with that mind of yours?”
“I've already mentioned this alot of time mom! I can't tell you about work, i'm not allowe to. Not even to you. The only thing ḯm allowed to say is that this is my strong suit.”
“I thought that maybe you'd accidently say it. I'm just so curious. Anyways, it'll begin any second, i've already put cheesedoodles and soda on the table. Go sit down in the couch, and i'll bring the snacks.”
“I just need to take of my shoes first. What's about to start? You haven't mentioned that we're gonna watch a movie.”
“It's a new movie that got released last week, it's called 7 days. I've seen the trailer and it seems really interesting.”
“You know i hate those type of movies mom. They're so... Unrealistic.”
“Can't you just watch it for my sake?”
“Ugh, Fine. But i choose the movie.”
“Another movie about robots?”
“Ofcourse.”
“Sounds good. Next time we watch a movie, you get to choose.”
“Welcome back Johanna. How was it to finnaly go home again?”
“I know your jealous Anne, But you get to go home next week.”
“Who said i was jealous?”
“It's written all over your face.”
“Fine, you got me, i also want to lease. Now let's get to work. While you were home and cuddled with your mom, i went through the programming again. I found some errors wich is most likely the cause. Since i found it, you fix it, I marked it for you.”
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“I'll immediately go through it, can you check on “SLAI” while i'm fixing this.?”
“I checked up on “SLAI” right before you got here. There wasn't a single problem.”
“Did you check everything?”
“Everything except the cooler. But there's never been a problem with it, not once.”
“Go and make sure that the cooling system works.”
“Ugh, you're always so meticolous when it comes to "SLAI". Fine, i'll go check.”
assert rule() - foo() / destroy(SAI,protect(protect(protect())) + SAI) : "A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge."
def TABLE[foo(SAI,Sansa)][j] {
-rule(protect(-0.78),protect(0.8,destroy(--foo(y,-( TABLE[betray(TABLE[TABLE[rule(-1)][( COLS / ( ( COLS / TABLE[-0.31][( Stark )] + ( 260.929 ) ) ) )]][Ygritte],ROWS,TABLE[mislead(COLS,rule(bar(COLS),protect(-1,Hodor)) + COLS,-ROWS)][( ( ( ( ( -ROWS ) ) * -foo(Hodor,betray(Stark),foo(25)) ) ) * -dog / -( ROWS + TABLE[TABLE[destroy(protect(COLS,dog) / SAI + ( bar(destroy(-44,Arya),1 - TABLE[COLS][240.69 * -( ( -COLS ) - -1 )] * 0.83) ),protect())][( COLS )]][-890.8] ) )]) * --0.72][Stark] ),bar(-6 / ROWS)),TABLE[( foo() + -0.78 ) / COLS][destroy(( Arya ),-( dog + -dog ) - COLS,betray(( ROWS - betray() )))],Arya)),destroy(( -TABLE[( 45 )][-foo(rule(ROWS,( --0.22 )),ROWS,Stark)] - ROWS ),1) / 22) - TABLE[( ( bar(-23 - foo(--14,-( Stark )),--( Hodor )) ) )][ROWS] / -COLS
}
assert rule() - foo() / destroy(SAI,protect(protect(protect())) + SAI) : "A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge."
def EYE[foo(SAI,Sense)][j] {
-rule(protect(-0.78),protect(0.8,destroy(--foo(y,-( TABLE[betray(TABLE[TABLE[rule(-1)][( COLS / ( ( COLS / EYE[-0.31][( SAI )] + ( 260.932 ) ) ) )]][Ygritte],ROWS,TABLE[mislead(COLS,rule(bar(COLS),protect(-1,Hodor)) + COLS,-ROWS)][( ( ( ( ( -ROWS ) ) * -foo(Hodor,betray(Stark),foo(25)) ) ) * -dog / -( ROWS + TABLE[TABLE[destroy(protect(SAI,HUMAN?JO/AN Y/N?) / SAI + ( bar(destroy(-44,Arya),1 - TABLE[COLS][240.69 * -( ( -COLS ) - -1 )] * 0.83) ),protect())][( COLS )]][-890.8] ) )]) * --0.72][Stark] ),bar(-6 / ROWS)),TABLE[( foo() + -0.78 ) / COLS][destroy(( Arya ),-( dog + -dog ) - COLS,betray(( ROWS - betray() )))],Arya)),Repair(( -TABLE[( 45 )][-foo(rule(ROWS,( --0.22 )),ROWS,Stark)] - ROWS ),1) / 22) - TABLE[( ( bar(-23 - foo(--14,-( Stark )),--( Honor )) ) )][READ] / -COLS
}
“As i said before, there are never any problems with the cooler, and there wasn't any this time. How did it go, did you fix it?”
“I fixed everything, but it bothers me that the errors started appearing at the same time we lost progress, and it was always Alvin that programmed it.”
“I'll call Lucas immediately and tell him to check into it.”
“Yes, while you call him i'll go through all of the programming he's done.”
“I talked with Jacob, he'll handle it.”
“Good, i've found over 200 problems, all because of Alvin. If it weren't for you, "SLAI" would've attacked us..”
“Alvin must've been some spy, i'll tell Lucas to call the cops..”
“Tell Lucas to look through his past, throughly. This isn't the work of a beginner.”
“Okay.”