- God-
Man Year 12, way to much effort for a teenager who would rather be traveling the world or playing sports.
I wonder how many people actually get to live like that....
How many get home-schooled by loving parents? How many find their true passion at school? Who finds the love of their life? Who knows but it sounds nice right?
How many get transported to another world, made into a dungeon core or an intergalactic pirate ship and go on adventures around planets full of crazy cool humanoid aliens. Ehhhh yep definitely none right now.
Don't you think that's a waste though? I mean what better way to entertain an all powerful god, who spent the last 5000 years reading books to ignore the sadness of the state of human affairs. Just kidding i'm just really bored after thousands of years alone. Loneliness and boredom, what a terrible combo, am i right?
Maybe i should actually do this i wonder who i should make into the sacrificial lamb, i mean seriously nobody wants too watch a dumb dungeon, me included right?
Somewhere in Australia......
Seriously i found the only male human teenager suitable to be made a intergalactic pirate dungeon and he's not from America what is this? I mean come on everything happens in America. Right? Right? On the positive this is Australia so i'm sure people will understand if it looks like he died of poison, oh look he's waking up...... maybe i shouldn't have this conversation in the basement of his house? Whoops.....
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Somewhere in Australia........ in a poor teenagers basement
"Uh? Uh? How did i get here? Isn't this my basement wasn't i falling down a ravine full of spiders while being bitten by snakes after being chased by tasmanian devils?" (An average Joe)
"Ah you died. Sorry about that. (God)
"Seriously it was just an everyday walk, man i go for that walk to school twice a day." (Still the same average Joe)
"Yeah well, you're dead now so you have two choices."(God)
"Wait i get a choice? i thought heaven and hell depended on your actions?" (Yep still an average Joe)
"Of course, you on the other hand get an extra choice. You can be judged for the afterlife of your religion or become a dungeon? So what'll it be?" (God)
"Umm definitely going to go for heaven man thanks." (The uninspired average Joe)
"Okay wow that's unexpected, okay well you're going to be a dungeon anyway. You happy, nope? Well i hope you adjust quickly, good luck." (God)
- The average Australian Joe-
Wow that guy was crazy, i mean where did he go. That was ridiculous he just faded into nothing. I must be going crazy, i think i'll just go upstairs now.
#The Doorway out of the Captains Quarters is locked until core assimilation#
Eh seriously what's it talking about? This is clearly my basement. Yes my parents made my basement pirate ship themed full of exotic bugs and lizards but doesn't everyone have a basement like that?
#Consciousness suspended while body is recreated, suspension begins in 3 seconds#
Eh, eh, eh wait what, suspended ..................
Somewhere in astral space
-God-
I hope he doesn't disappoint me, good luck young man. Wait maybe i should have warned him about the dangers of hosting a space barbeque. Nah he'll going to lose his memories he's definitely going to forgot. Wait he' s Australian, oh man