A teenager was currently walking on the road, when suddenly a loud noise could be heard from his behind.

He turned around, and saw a truck.

This was not any regular truck, as many menacing purple letters hovered above it.

He was shocked.

'Is that a JoJo reference?' The teenager thought.

Unfortunately, before the mighty author could answer him, the truck had already hit him.

Blood spurted everywhere; Dying the road red.

Horrified screams could be heard all around him. Vehicles around had stopped, and some opened their doors.

Many people came towards the bloodied corpse, checking on him. They tried to save him, but it was already too late.

The teenager had already died.

On that day, one more man had died by the wheels of Truck-kun.

***

In a world full of white, nothing could be seen, but a little ball of light.

'So this is heaven? Not like what I expected, but okay.' The ball of light thought.

"No, this is not heaven, young one. This is HELL!" An unknown voice said.

'Nani?!?! What did I do to deserve this?! I did nothing worthy of a crime in my life! ...Well, except for intentionally throwing a ball towards my neighbor's window, but still!' The ball of light panicked, it's light flickered continously.

An unknown being suddenly appeared infront of the little ball of light. It was smiling widely, as uncontrolled giggles came from it's mouth.

"You actually believed that?! Oh-my-gosh-I-did-not-know-such-a-pure-and-innocent-soul-existed!" The unknown voice, or what seemed like a man said, while laughing uncontrollably.

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"Come on! Stop laughing at me, will you? I jus- Wait, I can talk?" A teenager said, as he suddenly realized he was currently talking.

Realizing that he now had a physical form, he raised his right, and tried to slap the man.

(Note: 'tried')

He failed. His hand phased through the man. That was when he realized, he fucked up.

'Did I just try to slap a possibly omnipotent being?' The teenager thought, as he started sweating uncontrollably.

The man started to laugh harder, until he finally stopped after a few minutes. Or what seemed like an eternity for the teenager.

"Alright, I'll stop with the jokes. I'm here to grant you something, young boy." He said, as his tone became domineering.

'Finally!' The teenager sighed in relief.

He turned his head towards the man.

"Are you God?" The teenager asked.

"No, I'm not. I'm what you call a R.O.B." The man said, with a serious tone.

'He's a R.O.B? With my experience of reading countless novels, there must be some kind of cheat I'll get before getting sent to another world!' The boy thought excitedly.

"Are you going to give me some kind of OP power capable of annihilating universes? An almighty system capable of making me some kind of God-Emperor? Am I the descendant of some bigshot-Gods? A-" The teenager rambled, before being interrupted by the ROB.

"Stop right there, little boy. I'm going to grant you three wishes, but don't wish for anything too overpowered." The ROB said in a serious tone.

'What a bummer.. I guess I won't be able to fuck my weapon-spirit, my system, etc. Oh wait, I can! I'll just wish fo-' The boy thought, before the ROB began talking once more.

"And no, I am not going to grant you something like those." The ROB said.

'Ah.. What a bummer.. Hmm.. I know! Magic! Yes! Magic! I've always wanted to be able to do shit with magic! Hmm.. let's see.. Yeah, that!' The teenager thought, as he decided.

"I've decided! For my first wish.. I wish to have full control of Mana!" The teenager said.

"Alright.. Done. What is your next wish?" The ROB asked.

"I wish to have the Third True Magic!" The teenager said excitedly. He had decided to get the Third True Magic from the Nasuverse. Why didn't he get the other True Magics?

Well, there was nothing on the first true magic, the second true magic was too powerful and so the author denied it, the fourth and fifth had nothing too.

Anyways, he chose the third true magic because he didn't want to die again. He would also get infinite mana(well, depends) and since he would have perfect control of Mana, that would be easy to manage.

"Clever. What is your third and last wish before I send you to your next world? Don't worry, you'll keep all your memories." The ROB asked.

It was his last wish. What would he wish for?

"Perfect Mastery of all types of Magecraft." The boy said.

The ROB nodded.

"Alright, that shall be your last wish. Now I'll be sending you to a cultivation world! Good luck!" He said, as a portal suddenly appeared below the feet of the young teenager.

"Wait! Which type of cultivation worl-?!" The boy asked, before disappearing into the portal.

After a few moments, the portal closed.

The ROB started laughing uncontrollably like a certain vampire.

"Muahahahahahahahahhaahha! Entertain me, oh young boy.. I shall be watching you.." He said.

END