PROLOGUE
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Do like stories? Stories passed from generation to generation you have to doubt their validity? Stories so great and mysterious that you care not of its implausibility so long as it’s awesome? Stories that can only be described as legends?
Then have you ever heard of THE TOWER?
The Library of Abraham? The Infinity Tower? The Keeper of all Knowledge? The Labyrinth of Secrets? God Mind? Then let me tell you. The Tower, as they say, has many names. Its legends: unfathomable. The things inside, from books to records to every information forbidden or not: unbelievable. Its mysteries: unmatchable. Any question that will never occur in your mind, Tower has at least one answer.
And if you ever wondered if such a place exist, the answer is no. The Tower’s answer will always be no. Those who seek the Tower shall never find Its doors. Those who’s greedy for Its knowledge shall be misled. Those who seek Its truth shall be deceived. This is the Legend of the Tower. Its irony in Its simplicity.
And those who find the Tower call ourselves seekers. Yes. I am one of them. One of the simple ironies of the majestic Tower, for we seek nothing. The Tower wants us. It seeks us. But the Tower did not choose us for it has only two conditions to qualify as a seeker: the first I shall not repeat, the last I shall not divulge. The seekers’ responsibility is the Tower itself. The grand, majestic Tower that even gods themselves cannot fathom! The Tower’s existence shall crumble without one of us. Like the truth cannot be the truth if no one knows. The knowledge forbidden to all but us. Because we are the seekers. And we are not chosen.
For the Tower do not choose Its seekers, It curses them. It rewards the brave souls who find the Tower the Truth. The One-truth. The horrible Truth that no one in the world deserve to know. The knowledge so true, it has to be a lie. A piece of information, a harmless clue, simple words that can fit in a message in a bottle: one truth. The first truth. The neglected truth. The single truth the seekers find before they enter the tower.
The obvious truth. The truth so obvious, you should’ve figured it out already. I have laid out the breadcrumbs for you to follow. Come, Seeker. Come and follow. Come and observe another legend now that you know the One-truth, or at least have an idea of it. But if you are still clueless, well…
You might not guessed it but I showed you something. Y’know, like giving you a piece of my mind kind of something. But like the One-truth, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS,SUCKA! *ehem*
You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author.
Now where was I? Ah shit, where’s list again? This narrating gig really pays too low. Fucking author. Doesn’t give a script, just an effing list! And it is written on Fucking TP! Tsk, oh! Found it! Hmmm, let’s see.
Garner the attention of the readers? CHECK!
Add literary flair bullshit that somehow pass as semi-mysterious? MUHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA! Check!
Pretend to be clever? CHECK! Somehow or the other, right?
Give a mystery so childish only man-children can decipher? CHECK! And it was a masterpiece!
Mock the readers by giving the literary middle finger? CHECK! MY PRIDE AND JOY!
Break the Fourth Wall? CHECK! AUTHOR’S GONNA BE PISSED! MUUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lie to the readers about the incompetence of said Author? *WINK* *WINK*
Make a fool of yourself… oh. Right. Gonna shut up now. Just let me add one more to the list so I can somehow save myself.
…Pretend everything happened was just being you doing the number three in the list? HEHEHEheheheee. Haa…. check
Finish with a Bang… WAIT FOR IT…
Come now seeker. Awaken your inner stalking skill as we witness the everyday journey of a boy just like us. Realize your hidden sadism as we watch all his struggles, hardships, wrong decisions, and inevitable betrayals that shall “promote his growth.” Anticipate for his lucky encounters with beautiful ladies that can never happen in real life. Note: the author would like to remind readers that one of the genre of this series is fantasy. Seethe in anger as the protagonist conquer five to six angel-like girls with different specs and characteristics (cuz,duh!) just by being nice. Just jesting fellow seekers, our MC is a badass and he having a harem is not yet set in stone.
I warned you, seeker. In here, knowing the truth is the worst thing that may happen. And this truth is not even I, the Grand Seeker [aka Author] Come on. This is the only chance on acquiring an awesome chuuni title! is made aware of.
Only the TOWER knows.
BANG! …CHECK.