Employee 000040682 sighed.

He was sick of his life. Everyday it was the same routine.

Wake up. Get dressed. Rush to the shuttle station while eating toast. Get to work. Work. Get yelled at. Work some more. Go home. Eat dinner with his adorable little sister. Sleep. Rinse and Repeat.

He had done it so many times that by his second year of employment, he wouldn't realize he was at work until it was time to head home. And while his fellow slav-*cough*, I mean, employees did invite him to do some drinking, he has been with them enough times to know he`ll have to stay up to 3 AM making sure they got home, and that he`ll only have 2 hour sleep.

Not that he would complain. After all, the damned sis-con would probably spend his time staring at his sister`s face as she slept.

(Fight me!)[000040682]

Ignoring the feelings of simple-minded MC (that gets pleasure from buying woman`s underwear to cross-dress in) of ours, Employee 000040682`s about life was about to change.

Later that evening, after sniffing the fork his little sister used to eat dinner with, Employee 0000406-

(Wait! Wait! WAIT! First of all, I was seeing if the fork was clean. And my name`s Rick!)[MC]

The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.

(B!tch-says-what?)[The Almighty and Glorious Author]

(What?)[B!tch]

(Hey!!)[B!tch]

(Quit moaning already unless you want your name to be something like "xXIncestOverlordXx")[The Almighty and Glorious Author]

(*sigh* Fine...)[Rick]

*Ahem*

Anyway, our protagonist decides to check his email only to find that he has received an email from Paradox Systems Inc. You see ,awhile back, Rick entered him and his sister into a lottery funded by Paradox that allowed them the chance to receive one of the first thousand VR Pods. Reading through the email 3 times to make sure he wasn't delusional, he jumped with joy.

"F@CK YEA!! WHOOO!!!!!!!! PAPA"S GOT A NEW TOY TO PLAY WITH!!!![Rick]

15 minutes later, the cops arrived due to noise complaints.

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Author`s Corner:

Just to remind you in case you didn't see it in the desc, this IS my FIRST story so lash me with dem criticisms like one of your french girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)