If the Multiverse was yours to command, how would you rule?   Author, an enigmatic being of mysterious origin, tells the story of his own abduction and subsequent imprisonment as seen through his own eyes. Marvel as he bakes a scrumptious tale with flowery diction, finess, and more than a little lemon. Intruiged? Good, because he's got a prison to break out of and tarts to tame. Desert will be served. One bloodthirsty Warden will find his zen. A Screen will continue a cycle that has existed since the dawn of Capitalism.   Welcome to prison.   ***Note: This is a work in progress as well as my first attempt at something longer than a short story. This will be a journey for us all, and I expect many a faceplant in the near future. I'm open to constructive criticism and even demolishing chapters if need be (and there WILL be chapters that deserve destruction). With that said, enjoy!