To whom every traveler of the RoyalRoad who has stumbled upon the writings of an old man, let me just say GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY FACE!!! ahh i'm just playing, i'm not trapped in a book but i bet i freaked you out... back to what i was saying, for whomever has stumbled upon my writings i must ask of u do not share what your about to read with anyone, or a great curse will befall you, you may put my book back where you found it and your mind will be wiped of ever stumbling upon my writings. If you have decided to continue to read then let me start my tale in the beginning.

My life (or old life@ if you want to call it that) w&as what you can call si*mply unique. Back then i w)as called Tyson Greening a 22 yea!r old lazy ass gen)ius ( yes i be#lieved i was a genius). If some$one asked me to describe myself i &would say i was that guy, you know that guy who was super awesome got the girl, star quarter&back and prom kin*g. ahh whom i kidding i was the just a geek who k&^new an incredible of#$ random facts, you'd be(& surprised the amount of hours i would spent on randomfacts.com. If you have lasted this long the curse has finished activating, hehehe now this book is bound to you so read it, learn from it and Fuckin enjoy it. now i'll really start my story.

If you could think of the most eccentric way to die i think i top that, thinking back on it i should've realized it was my time but curse my good luck for making me die after not realizing all the close calls i had. it started on Christmas eve, Ya Christmas eve what kind of evil sick asshole takes me on christmas eve i'll you GOD(fucking dick)! It was your average minus thirty-five with snow fall, the average day in Canada. i decided it would be so nice of me to go get some fresh baked bread for my family so i trudged through the snow, you can imagine its pretty damn cold, then i drop my money and stop to try and find it in the knee high amount of snow and i look up to see the neighbour drift into his parking space with his diesel guzzling f-350 and all i could think was

" damn that was cool but why did he do that in his truck what an idiot".

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Man was i stupid. I picked up the money and continued onto the main road and thank god(asshole) for snowplows because it made it easier to walk. I saw it was my turn to cross the intersection and i see this beautiful woman across the street. Golden hair, cute smile, voluptuous breast that you can see protruding from her jacket, i couldn't keep my eyes off her, it felt as if she was calling to me telling me to cross the street. Losing my train of thought and being guided by this enchantress i step onto the road only for a truck to come speeding by and just missing me a couple inches. I quickly snap back into my sense and realize i almost got hit, my heart is pounding, sweat is pouring down my face, my breathing gets heavy, i thought i was going to have a panic attack. I look up and see the beautiful enchantress making a sour face, as if me surviving was wrong, then her sour face quickly turned back into a smile as if nothing has happened. After regaining control of my body i crossed the street only to get shit on by a bird, trip over my laces, smack my head onto a pole and slip on some ice. (if this happened to anyone would you really believe that these were all coincidences, NO, right? I must of been slow).

I finally arrive at the bakers, (now imagine my house was literally across the street a five minute walk and i took me 20 minutes after all the accidents) as i'm walking in i see a knife that the baker uses by the door and think oh maybe i should bring this to the desk. while walking i slipped on a puddle and let the knife go into the air, somehow thinking it would be wise to try and catch i grab it by the handle blade pointing towards me and pull towards my chest. GOD DAMN FOOTBALL REFLEXES. Yup i stabbed myself in the chest and as i lay there dying only one thought comes to mind.

"what a way to die lol"

Prologue End

Well as you can tell its my first time writing a story but i was inspired by all those great fan fics, tell me what you think i can do to make it better. now it would be narrated all the time only the prologue is kinda a narrative. HOW DO U DO THE BLUE BOXES????