Sam wasn't always a hydra. Sam was human once. But that doesn't matter now, since Sam and the new voice in their head have to survive a wild world of magic, wonder, and danger. Lots of danger. Join them in trying to make friends, avoid danger, and stay sane! This is my second attempt at writing, so read this with that in mind. This story is also heavily inspired by The Snake Report, by wercwercwerc. Updates will be weekly.