I jump out of the hole!

"Ahhhh... Freedom ^.^ The smell of fresh morning air. The shine in the sky. Finally an escape from all that miserable tunnel running..."

I look around and find myself surrounded by big tree trees.

I look at the nearest one and go next to it to perform the sacred ritual of self relief and marking my terretory as an Apex Predator.

Yesss, you all scummy bunnies and slime balls and dragons... And Demon king. you especially.

I'll come for you all!!! after I finish marking my territory. I dare you to come in my territory.

My territory is sacred. I will mark the whole world and banish you out of my territory.

Yesss.

" Gods above!!!! I swear I will mark this whole world and banish the demon king out of my territory. Muhhahahah!!!! "

Suddenly thunder gathered in the sky. The clear blue sky darkening and lightning crackled menacingly...

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'Ohhh crap....'

*System Notification*

*Host has sworn an oath to the gods upon his soul. Host will need to fullfil this oath or his soul will be erased from existance*

*Congratulations Host. By making an oath that the Gods found pleasing they have blessed you with an unique skill to help you accomplish your oath. "

*New Skill*

(Unique)Unlimited Bladder

You will never run out of pee.

' You gotta be kidding me.... You guys up there eavesdropping on me or something. You. you.... you!!! Perverts. Looking at me marking my territory. Shamelesss!!!!'

'I hope it wasn't goddess-chan looking.....'

I have no shame. No...no.no I am an apex predator. I have pride. Look at my excellence!

The grass rustless in silence...

Well.... they also don't have any idea of humor. What the heck do I do with this broken skilll..... Do I really need to.

Like go all around the world..... and do that... I mean that... You know this is just the woods. I had no choice. That tunnel was really long. Really. Really long!!

I am surrounded by trees...

Suddenly a demonic creature jump out from the ground underneath.

*Worm Level 0

HP 0.01/0.01

Face my wrath!!!

Invaders!!

I can't defend my kingdom by myself. I will need allies.

I look around. It's just a forest. Empty with nothing in sight...

I look at the tree I marked a moment ago...

"You there. Tree. Congratulations. From now on you're my ally and the guardian of my territory here. I'll name you George! "

The wind rustless it's leaves and nothing happens...

I really thought I had magic running through my veins with all that auth thing..

I go off randomly earching for water. Or something that isn't a tree.

Such a nice day.