It has been five days ever since the kidnaping had happen to Angel and Jarzale, we run out of the abandon building back to my place using Poky portal. For now they are staying with me; hiding them keeping everything hush, hush until we knows that everything is safe. I was thanking the grate witches that we were not chase by them, I know I would not be able to beat them without being properly prepared and not at my best with out the arousal affecting my body. I am never going to go out without my proper weapon ever again and never touch Angel magic when she is out of her body.
Angel didn’t remember a thing when she came to which is to my advantage I don’t want to blow my weird ability wide open so they can run to the authority locking me up or kill me. Things slowly go back to normal as it could for me with two unfamiliar people staying in my place. I need to keep an eye out and be very carful in what I do, not to give myself away. But the most aggravating thing is the big massive hickey that the devil of a man places on my collarbones it not fading away whatever I do to it. Scrub, alcohol, digging in to it with my knife, I even go as far as use bleach and nothing it didn’t even do anything not even a dent to it. Screw it, now I have to go around hiding it.
I stand at the edge of the dance floor with my sword behind my back, looking over the crowed of dancer mingling with each other drowning in there own sweat, intoxicating alcohol and overwhelming sexuality. The dance floor hallway reminds me of a matting frenzy that animal do when they are in heat it like an orgy fest. Human, witch, elves and other Being going at it like there is no tomorrow.
‘Hey girl, you’re working tonight.’ Loren called out when she saw me walking in the club.
‘Not to night, the boss ladies called me in for company to night. Personal business more than business, business. If you know what I mean.’ I shouted back over the bar counter.
‘What can I get you?’ Loren asks winking ‘It on the house.’
‘Hit me with your specialist and strongest drink you have.’ It is always on the house when it comes to me, this club doesn’t take my money seriously they just don’t. Every time I cash out my money all they would say is my money is no good here and that they don’t do business with a members.
‘Yo, sweet peas where have you been. I miss seeing you around.’ I feel a smack on my butt and the hands just stay there not moving anytime soon.
‘Around.’ I smile up at the cute crop hair boy at his early twenties with glasses seating on his nose holding an apple tablet around in one hand. I tiptoe up and kiss him on the cheek, he grind widely at me. The boy is a geek but when he smile he become handsome; he knows it and girls around him definitely knows it to.
‘You are becoming sloppy, defenceless, wide open for my attack.’
‘Think again little man.’ I push the knife even harder between his legs close enough to his ancient treasury.
‘Wow, I give please don’t hurt my treasure troth.’ He put this hand up in defends.
‘You’re a million years to young to try to sneaked up on me boy.’
‘Okay, kids enough game,’ Loren came back with my drink and place it on the table.
‘Drink up.’
‘Keep it coming.’ I down the drink and it really hit the spot as it travel down heating up my body, my warm and bat up body that just come back from working in the sewage trying to get rid of the magic residue this one was a nasty one I had to fight it before even banishing it. It was really destroying and ricking havoc down there braking pips and other things, I was going to refuse the job but the pay was good I couldn’t refuses and now I am paying for it.
‘That my girl, behave yourself Gorge have you not give up yet.’
‘She’s here am here, let the party rumble.’ I look at Gorge and smile sweetly up at him and he almost when limp falling to the floor. I couldn’t help but ruffle his hair out of place teasing him.
‘Oh does the sweet with boy want some sugar.’ I tease.
‘Not a boy, practically I am much older then you.’ He puffs out this chase and place his hand by his waist acting manly.
‘Yeah but you’re stuck in that body and mind forever however long you stay here. Your sprit is never going to age at all,’ I waggle my eyes. Gorge is a ghost that die about 500 years ago and have been wondering around the world ever since, ghost that die a long time have the power to show there full body and can change there cloth however they want to. But Gorge is so uncreative he always goes for the simple geeky look of shirt and jeans and glasses, he said he like the look; as it made him look smarter then he is. If you can choose any cloth you like why not choose to be creative and cool let your fashion talk, then again I am not one to talk. I look down at my torn up boot that is slowly turning sickeningly green, oh man I have to patch up the boot again. The boot pair up with a torn jean and my favourite leather jacket that is cover in gung not really the perfect party close but hey who cares.
‘What’s the deal, you’re only a few years older then me.’ I down the other drink toss the knife back to him, he stumble and fumble to catch the thing. He struggle oh how to hold it as he caught it and place it back in it sheath.
‘Why do you even need to carried the knife around, first you’re a ghost who is going to kill you when you’re already dead and second you doesn’t even know how to use it you’re going to end up hurt someone.’
‘You never know, if someone ask for a knife I have it ready and set. I be a hero for being prepared.’ Oh dear that is his answer to my question. I shock my head and roll my eyes in dismay. Boys.
‘Where is the boss lady?’
‘She over there.’ He point up to the PRIVITE second of the nightclub only available to the VIP who can afford to pay for the price or the owner of the club and people she invite. I try to look to find her but no dice I shook my head not seeing where she is. Gorge body became transparency flout of the floor and disappears from my side next thing I know he reappear far on the edge of the VIP booth where there girls was seating. So close to the dance floor and just jump on to the dance flood from where they were seating to the music. He learns in and whisper to her, she looks up and waves her hand in my direction; he then pops back to where I was standing.
‘Thanks, Lorain pours me thirty more of that special drink that you give me.’ I shouted at the now busy Lorain with her eight arms coming out and going all at once. Yes you guest it Lorain is a spider and she is very good at what she do, her drink is always very different and she know how to hit the spot.
‘Wow planning to get drunk tonight I see.’
‘You bet I am,’
Pushing my way through the dance floor and the people standing and surround the table trying to get to the VIP section was hard and difficult with thirty shoot glass in my hands okay I had about five of it and Gorge have been importing the rest. This is the good thing about having ghost around; they just make everything much easier.
‘Hey boss lady why did you choose this booth it is so far away and so hard to get to.’
‘Stop calling me Boss Lady, just because I let you work here as a bodyguard when you have no other job. You make me sound so old, I am only 27 years old still very young and bouncing thank you very much.’ She snatches the shot glass from my hand and down it. ‘Called me by my name or you’re going to be band from working in this club.’
She have been trying to get me to called her by her name ever since we meet, I happen to need information from one of the guy that came to this club and kick up a rockiest. I beat up all of her security man and of course she was an opportunist she did not beat a breath on the small stuff and hired me on the spot. I refuses of course but the woman is persistence’s she wouldn’t take no for an answer bug me for weeks. Before I got tired and now we come with a deal where I will work for her if am short on cash or if I just wanted to.
‘Okay Boss Lady Rain.’ I grin at my smart comeback.
‘No just Rain, some friend you are.’
‘Not you’re friend, just your employee and occasional drinking buddy.’
‘You making me feel old just like those stupid mermaid.’ She ignore my comment and just prattle on and pointed at the group of mermaid dancing and seducing two group of human man pumping there hip showing all their moves.
‘Okay, okay don’t get your pantie in a twist, why are you even listening to them.’ I amuse her and try to listen.
‘I use to be the it Mermaid around here but now look at me.’ She grabs another shoot of glass and down the other shoot glass drinking it one after another.
‘WOW slow down Rain, you are still the it Mermaid. Hello you are the leader around here if am not wrong, who the boss lady around. Who else but this crazy boss lady.’ I point at her and start cheering trying to make her help better, the things I do for my drinking buddy.
‘Oh that made me fell so much better, you know what to said all the time; when did you get so wise.’ She smiles at me and wink, no I didn’t get wise I just know what you wanted to hear; you are an easy person to read.
Rains have a seductive face with full pouted lips, Greek perfect straight nose with green thick long lash heavy enough to hood over her dark orange hooded eyes. She is the kind that model agency would look for with in their woman. She only need to bat her eyes at man and they would fall over on the their knees doing her bidding. Her emerald green hair sweep over all the way to the floor, in mermaid rank the hair say everything, the longer your hair the higher up you are and Rain are the only mermaid with that length of hair around reminding me of Rapunzel. But this Rapunzel is the one to build the tower and the guarded dragon with her two hands.
‘I know there is something wrong with you, but what is up with them. Is this the party for pity party, come on I should be the one crying am wearing sewerage right now.’ I point at the two girls, Angel and Jarzale that have click straight of the bat as soon as I introduce them to Rain and now they are also drink and partying here like most of every night. Saying that being stuck at home is boring.
‘Yes it a pity party, why? Why? Why? Can I not be with a man, why is it every time I touch them their heart stop working’ Angle scream out and she took the shot glass drank it bang it on the table. ‘I am going to die alone, am going to know for the girl who kill mans.’
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‘You think your man problem is bad, what about me; I have a man but he’s a jerk a controlling jerk of a man. Wouldn’t even be willing to come and see while I am in hiding, stupid jerk.’ Jarzale grab hold of five shot glass half pouring it in to her mouth and half pouring down her chase and dropping the glass on the floor, which I was thankful that the floor is enchanted. It returns any of the glass that drop to the floor back to the bar, if it wasn’t enchanted the hold building would be filling up with broken up shard of glass. The floor to me look like an ant farm working together like a network of transportation that is cut beneath making a hold under the floor big enough for the glass to fit in. Other would see it as a normal floor.
‘My tome stone is going to say, Here lay Angel enemy of all man; the man killer’ she took another shot and just throw it down her throat like rainwater and take another shot bang it and her head on the table with a thwack. She then proceed to hitting her head on the table a few more time before I put my hands on her forward stopping her.
‘Isn’t that an achievement for you, it is what your kind strife for right.’ Angel look up and give me the death glare.
‘Die, just die’
‘I can’t even find a man that could give ecstasy. Why isn’t there one good enough when I need one so frustrating.’ Rain started to squawk in her own demand of my ears.
Well this is interesting one is speaking cow and the other is speaking chicken. How did they even get any conversation done around here? Drunken ladies in the house make way all you crazy kid if you don’t want to get screw.
‘Who need’s man anyway,’ I places my boot on the table and crossing it comfortably, they turn their attention on me and look at face like I am mad and they are hating me right now.
‘Wow don’t turn on me I’m just trying to keep the peace. Don’t shoot the messenger of strong woman.’ I took a motion of stepping backward putting my hands up in defeat, ‘Down ladies, down.’ Gesturing in a way to tame a mad crazy dog to calm down.
‘You’re stupid sober face is annoying.’ Angle got up grab shoot glass that was handed by Jarzale and start pouring it one after another down throat. I have now lost count on how many drink I just had and oh the room is getting blurry or what. Wow I think I am seeing double, all the greatest of witches yeah let party tonight, the buzz of happy feeling and giggle rush all over me. Tonight is the night we will die young, I drag the girls in to the dance floor crushing and smooching along with the rhythm of the music.
The buzz of energy make me feel alive and out of this world twirling and dancing like I don’t care. The girls are having the time of their life as guys after guys started to crow around us competing for our attention. I look around for Rain as somehow she vanish, it not unusual after all she run the place so she might need to do something. But as I look around she was shaking her booty and buns at the group of guys that the group of the mermaid was trying to seduce. All she had to do was swing her hair, wink gives some air kiss, and not even using her Mermaid power and presto all of them were caught.
She mange to seduces them within seconds of stepping in and wash of the group of the young mermaid power whom work so hard to rail them in all night. She turn, smile at the mermaid with the message saying better luck next time little babies you’re playing with the big boy now. She turn and walk toward us with the horde of guys following after her, okay I am down playing this a bit. What they did was plainly pick her up like a dancer, making a thrown for her to seat on place all of their shoulder together. The mermaid losing face all stump their feet and dash out of the nightclub from the massacre of the true goodness that called RAIN that was a gruesome battle. Even I would have duck down for cover if that hold thing were aiming at me, I feel for them and feel the pain.
‘Older, but still got it.’ She struts down the step of hands over to me and start doing her very famous sexy moves in our circle not having a care in the world.
‘You’re going to lost business the way you’re going.’
‘Don’t worried Mermaid are stupid, shot anger span and stronger lust for sex drive. My club is the only one around that is good enough and safe; they’re be back.’
‘Well hell girl I’m just glad that you are on my team and not the other side of the enemy.’
Rain took the dance floor to another level, pull the three of us up on the stage and she introduce Jarzale to the world as she handed the microphone to her. The crowd when while when Rain was speaking, woman and man cheering all at the same time like a crowd of people in a concert hall. It is kind of the same feel, with no mud and clean. When Jarzale hit the first note of the lyrics everything when silence only her voice ego thought the club, her tall Naiad body sway side to side. Spreading her magic all over the room, her song would have stop a gang of criminal in there mid of firing, make up and dance to song until they can't dance no more.
Everyone pair up and start doing slow sensual dance the entire dance floor was so in sync it looks like they all have done it many time before. This would be the only place I have seen enemy become so relax that they would be consider being friends and enjoying each other company and ease enough to flirt and dance with each other. Rain has this policy of before you come in here, leave all of crap and fuck up shite outside the door, we don’t tolerate fight in here. Sometime there are always trouble with the new comer they don’t respect the policy or even get it to practise it and that result in them getting their ass kick out high in to sky never to be return in here again. With all the kick out client I would have though the club would have go out of business, but everyone seem to want to come here. It one of the must visit club in the country and surprisingly where most negotiation happen; seriously a club is the best place to make a world peace, it like saying hell is the best place for god to make his ever grate paradise.
I seat there cross leg watching the magic of the song move the dancer body helping them relax and just go with the flow of the magic. Jarzale magic is like a flow of Slick River as they woven and interwoven around everyone. No wonder Jarzale is so good at her job she told me she work as a negotiator helping each of the party come to a nice calm concussion without any hairs pulling out. I could see how her magic really works as it flow and guild them, even the Being that doesn’t get long with each other were dancing hand in hand with one another, no wonder she is one of the best out there. But boy anyone who can afford to hire a negotiator is a richy, rich, rich. They don't come cheap, with my pricing I would have to sale my organs and put all of my life saving in to it and that wouldn't be enough in a long shoot.Listening to the song swaying to the music and Lorain knowing me so well glide a bottle of beer across the bar straight at me.
'Thank Lorain you know me so well.'
'Here to do my job.' She gives me a salute.
‘Ah Bobby Jo we got to stop meeting like this,’ I whisper to my beer; yes so what I name my beer nothing wrong with that. My stomach enjoy Bobby Jo and my ears enjoy the music this is the life just going about under anyone radar, without anyone the wiser about my ability and me. Only a normal human girl going about business as usual and this human girl is enjoying her time to the fullest. Very few know what I can do and I like to keep it that way, I am not planning to go to the mad house for the rest of my life.
The music change hands, as Angle got up and start singing. The once silence crowd erupted in to flame of passion. All of the dancer on the floor from Fairies, Nymphs, Naiad, Wares, Dragon, Ghost and Haminay jump up and down in excitement, Angle magic burst out like a phoenix flouting just above her, at first softly spanning it's wings gently as the wings of the phoenix quicken the crowd began to get more excited and more rowdy. The Phoenix flap it wings hard sending a big gust of wind toward the floor the coward when nuts dancing and jumping freely moving their body like they don't care about anything but tonight, like it the last night they are alive. I tap my beer nod my head pump my fist up like a rock start, yes I am a rock start no one can't say am not right now.
The music end and we made our way back to the table mans made step for us to go down the stage and the crowd parted way for us to walk with admiration in their eyes like we where from another universe.
‘And that is how one earn the respect of a crowd in a night club.’ Rain whisper is to our ears. The man trial back and follow us back to our VIP seat, of course I know it has noting to do with me I have done nothing expect for looking at the whole conquest.
In the booth the man scream and shout out trying to get the girl attention even trying to get my attention at well. It must be the principle of thing like anything with leg and breast will do right. No matter how ugly they are as long as they let you do it right, I could never understand the mind of man. The three girls smile and look at me, the smile that is skimming something evil.
'You need to open up and try this, it exhilarating.' Jarzale learn in whispering in to my ears somehow trying to seduces me, she think she is whispering but she is shouting on the top of her lugs, I nearly gone to death with her voice screaming down my ears.
'No thanks, I already got a man and we have a very happy relationship.' I wink my eyes smirking with a hint of indication that I know something that they don't know.
'What!' Angle turn to look at me like I just grown two extra head on my shoulder or maybe the many, many drinks that she have is now taking effect so bad that she is seeing double.
'What did you said? Did I hear this wrong? The one who never had been as much as bat an eyes at man have found a man. Holly grates mermaids, where have you been hiding this boy. Where did you even meet.' Rain batter her heavy lash quickly up and down trying to wash of the retina of surprise clouding her view.
'Well, it is nothing special just like any other man and woman meeting. He was there across the bar waiting for me, the perfect man and when our eyes meet I knew he was going to be the one, the one to bring me up to all of my ecstasy. He bring me so much joy and every time we kiss I get so drunk and overflow with joy and love.' I try to keep my face straight trying not to laugh and break the perfect illusion I just cast. It not really a lie am telling them I did meet the perfect man, just not in the form that they thinking of.
'Oh holly Banshee please safe my soul, tell me everything; tell me all the detail of your love let me live vicariously through you.' Angle grab hold of my neck jacket and shook me back and fourth like she expected world to fall out of my mouth if she shake me hard enough.
'Okay, okay calm down. Gather around and let me tell you the tale of woe full of joy and sadness of me and Bobby Jo.'
'Bobby Jo.' Rain nose cringle and her lips press down from discuss. 'Couldn’t you find a man with a manlier name, sound like a man with dipper around his ass.'
'I see you don't want to listen to our story, by the way it not the name that make the man it the man that make the name. You dish my man now I won't tell you my story.' I cross my arm with my legs on the table, learning back in to the sofa lounge chair and watch the two girls grilling Rain alive with their evil look.
‘Shut your Yap if you don't have anything good to contribute. You are not going to rune this for me; I am a crazy woman in need for some love story. I’m not afraid to cross the line.’ This time Angle had her hand full of Rain open low cut V-neck dress yack and pulling her from across the table inches away from her mad crazy eyes. Rain didn’t protests and put her hand up in defeat not wanted to step on the little mind field full of little drunk Angle who is desperate to live vicariously through anyone as long as there is love and sex involve, the story where she never get to experiences before killing the man.
‘Oh grate wise and powerful one please tell us your most intriguing story. Please teach us your way.’ Jarzale did a bowing motion in respect and ready to intake all the knowledge as much as she can so she can use it on her man.
‘Are you ready.’ I ask and pause in silences from dramatic entry.
‘Yes we are.’
‘When our eyes meet, spark fly everywhere we couldn't keep our hand off each other. He was the fire and I was the wood burning, he burns and seduces every fibber of me. The first man to make me in to a lady, he broth me in to his world and now I could never leave if I wanted to, his pull is just too strong on me.’ I lifted up Bobby Jo to my mouth experience his affection through my stomach awaiting his love to distribute itself thought out my body.
‘Seriously, is he that good.’ Rain couldn’t help herself but to joy in with the mystery of Bobby Jo.
I smile cryptically across from the table, ‘Yes he is amazing, Bobby Jo is so very skill. He has roamed the valley of my body. Bring heat and take me up high to the most amazing ecstasy. Every time he kiss me I would run out of breath and see the light.’ My eyes sparkle under the florescent light and the amusement on how the girls are so very easily deceive.
‘Wow, that sounds incredible.’
‘Even more, he have been with me through the toughest time, he have been supporting me through the good and the bad; if it wasn’t for Bobby Jo I would have never make it this far.’
‘When did you guy meet?’ Jarzale ask signing from the detail I given.
‘It was today five years ago.’ I sign remember the first time I meet Bobby Jo the love of my life that bring me joy. ‘Whenever I am down all I need to do is see Bobby Jo and my spirited is back up in to business.’
‘Hey we practically been working together for the last months how could you not tell me that you have a man.’ Rain voice out her disbelieve on how I could be keeping something that important from her the one person who never take no for an answer and somehow pride her way in to my life.
‘Forget about you being her work with you, what about us we have live under the same roof for the two weeks now. How is it we never see him, you guys must be very good to be hiding it all this time. It impossible to believe my clever brain could have been trick so easily.’
Yes Angle and Rain right now is invading my space for now but soon after the hold kidnapping thing die down they will leave me alone, I look forward to that day to come but at the same time fell a twitch of something. I must be coming down with something, it a good thing I had some spare room for them to crash. If I could have seen in to the future after two weeks how crazy my life could be them I don’t think I would have even let them in to my house. But then again out of them two I do have the tendency of making the most trouble and end up bring it home with me without even meaning to. Like Poky I had to fight a beast magic monster to free him and he follow me home and never leave ever since then.
‘Love, I hate to brake it to you. Anyone can trick you when your nose is always stuck in your experiment; you hardly even notices your own surrounding let alone someone sneaking around the place.’ Jarzale simply smash Angle clever brain theory in to small little itsy-bitsy little pieces, however clever you are you will end up being an idiot when you are so out in space all the time, that is the saying right.
‘Tell you guy’s and ruin what I have allowing you guys have your eyes on him. I am a jealous woman I don't share my man.’ That is pretty dame right I am not about to share him around, he is coming only in a 200ml bottle, there is not even enough of him to go around me.
‘Oh, wow never knew you have such a side to you. I am kind of liking this new snazzy Brelina.’ Rain whistle impress with her head nodding up and down lips curving in the corner with the new discover personality that I just develop and be hiding all this time from her.
‘Now that the egg is out of the basket you have to introduce us.’ Jarzale waggle one of her eyebrow like a secret single only me and know about.
‘Oh he have been here all along, you guy have seen him everyday and everywhere, you just never know it.’
‘Oh my god where is he, introduced us I want to meet him. I want to meet the man of your dream, the love of your life.’ Angle jump up and down banging the table, really Angle is a complete opposite off her sober self, we called the drunk Angle the fun Angle and the sober Angle we called the series scientist Angle.
‘Why you shale meet him today, drum roll please.’
They all start banging on the table creating a strong drum roll and fit enough for Bobby Jo to be introduce making me so proud of him and I can see why he became one of the well famous beer out there.
‘Introducing the amazing and the fantastic Bobby Jo’ I stretch out my hand and release Bobby Jo in to the world with a bang to his entrances.
‘Um, where is he?’
‘He right here.’ I point to Bobby Jo my favourite beer brand in the world.
They star at me and star at the beer bottle and at me again, and look haven ward like they were looking for someone to tell them what is going on or they might be just praying for patient.
‘Bobby Jo is a beer bottle.’
‘It a freckling beer, I should have know you won’t have any man in your life.’
‘Hey watch it your hurting Bobby Jo feeling.’
‘It just a bottle it doesn’t have any feeling.’
‘Don’t listen to them Bobby Jo’ I cover bottle like it was the ears, ‘they are just jealous of our beautiful love.’
‘Jealous of what, you got my hope up and now you must pay.’ Rain stood up step on the table swipe down all of the shoot glass in on move using her hill. I mange to grab a few shoot glass before it hit the floor with full alcohol in it and start drinking it, not realizing what nasty little thing going to befall on me.
‘Gentlemen attention please,’ Rain grab hold of my hand, I look at her with suspicion as I struggle to get my hands lost from her’s. But she single to the girls and got the two to push me on to the table next to where she was standing, when we stand toe in toe I was an inches taller then her even thought she is wearing a really tall hill.
‘If you can cough this young lady over here, you can have a date with her for a night.’