One morning in one of the residential areas of the city of Lineville, woke up a middle-aged man. His head was as bald as an egg, and he also had a bushy brown mustache, as well as brown eyes. He woke up in his room, which is not enviable. The walls were peeling, stained yellow and dirty, and everything was covered in dust. The bed was old, and the owner rarely changed his bedclothes, it is possible that bedbugs could appear. Yes, yes, these beautiful insects, beautiful in all ways! This wonderful body shape, antennae, legs, proboscis! How it snaps its jaws when it pierces areas of skin, how it twirls its moustache contentedly when it sucks blood... People hate bedbugs, with all their heart. They prevent them from sleeping, attack at night when people are lying in bed, thanks to their sense of smell, they find a person's clothes and crawl in there waiting for the morning portion to dress. There was also a black table in the corner of the room, and on it were two bottles of "Young's Double Chocolate Stout."
The man got up from the bed and went to the table. As a result of checking both bottles for liquid content, both were empty. But, the man does not lose heart and goes to the kitchen to check the refrigerator, opening the door, finds two more bottles of the same brand, but already full.
"Oh, how lucky I am!" - thought the man.
Also in the refrigerator, he noticed pieces of meat carelessly wrapped in plastic. The man smiled.
- Yes, baby, your time has come. - said the man aloud, and pulled out a piece of meat.
He looked at the second piece and said:
- And you, boy, will go to dinner, the main course.
A man started making curry. He had a black cookbook with cream pages that contained many recipes, including curry. He also turned on the TV. Where, there was a program on the topic of missing children, as well as the search for a maniac who is responsible for the death of children. Some social activist was speaking:
«The vilest creatures inhabit our planet. In particular, they are among people. Murderers, maniacs, pedophiles who kill our children. These monsters don't spare anyone, so why should we spare them? One of these bastards walks around our city and kills small children...»
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The rice that was in multi-cooking was almost ready. The man was roasting a brown, liquid substance that contained bits of meat and vegetables. Meanwhile, the program continued, there was some conspiracy theorist, and began to say that behind all the deaths of children are none other than reptiloids:
«I can say one thing. The reptiles are loose! They are already stealing our children from under our noses! And our government does not react in any way, thinks that it is some person! More than one body wasn't found, was it?!»
Here the conspiracy theorist was interrupted by the host:
« But let me tell you, they found the body of a guy who was killed by a blow to the head. They found his camera, which, unfortunately, was smashed in the trash…»
The conspiracy theorist snapped furiously:
"Not all people are suitable for reptiloids, they only kill those who can resist them, and that guy just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time!»
Then the announcement continued for another five minutes. A man's voice rang out passionately:
"Your pipes are clogged, and it's too lazy to work the piston. Then you will be helped by the Mole detergent, which will clean your pipes, just as Jesus will clean the soul of a sinner.»
After the program continued, and the man already put a portion on his plate, and sat down at the table in front of the TV. He tasted the meat and said:
- Mmmm..... what a delicious treat!.... Mmmmm
He smacked his lips and smiled. Meanwhile, the mother of the girl who disappeared two weeks ago, Betty Copperfield, appeared on the TV screen:
"My daughter is missing, and most likely…… I'll never find her again... And I understand that she would not have run away from home, she was surrounded by care and……Most likely she was the victim of this scumbag....»
- Logically. – said the guy continuing with relish there is curry.
The mother of the missing daughter continued:
"I hope so…. When this scum is found, I hope he dies in agony, and his soul will burn in hell!»
The man ate carefully, slowly chewing each spoonful. He closed his eyes in pleasure.
- Yes, Betty... The meat you have delicious, insight that concern mothers, - create a good product. - said the guy, then got up from a chair and went to the window.
It was cloudy outside. The guy opened a bottle of beer and took a sip.
"Well, with beer, of course, the day looks better." - he thought
After he finished his beer, and went to sleep again, because today was the day off, and you need to go to work tomorrow. Lying in bed, he had many interesting dreams. Meanwhile, a bug crawled out from under the mattress, wiggling its antennae, crawled to the man, and began to suck his blood. Today the bug was lucky, the Breakfast was so rich that it turned black with blood after it crawled away from the man in the corner, where it performed the process of defecation.