Rocko was born an ordinary goblin, much like any other goblin. Someone left a dirty, filthy hole in the ground completely unattended, and one day, out popped Rocko. However, one day, young and naive as he was, Rocko decided to sneak into the human village to steal some food and prank some kids. Unfortunately for him, Grandma Smotrich just lost her only grandson in the annual poison mushroom eating contest that morning, and was quickly searching for a rebound grandchild not already claimed by one of the other village grandmas. Rocko could not be any less prepared, for soon, Gram Gram is coming. [Participant in the Royal Road Magazine Contest][LitRPG]