Hi assholes, uhm I guess I really don't know how to start this story out. Here let me give this a shot, uhmmm uhmmm mmmmm. See I'm 16 year old and I am a soldier, or was a soldier however you want to look at it. We lost our last war and I ran alway, rather then to get slaughtered,so i landed on this crappy middle of nowhere backwater planet. 

So for the moment I'm just using my antanna to contact people I'm currently grounded my space jumper isn't working. And I would really appreciate a ride of this planet.

Also I'm sending you guys this message hoping you get it, somehow I'm able to pick up on your form of communication through what you call the internet. I am using a robot to translate and he is using Google translate. :) 

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…… I might as well explain a bit of our Galaxy incase 😅 you haven't gotten into contact with any outside species or aliens. We have many different species that have different characteristics, like some can adapt to underwater, while others take to the skies without technology. Mechs that control planets and Ai s that nobudy controls yea they can be metal fucks sometimes. 

Yea we got alot of weird shit that happens here, I think the weirdest is the undead or how in your planet you call them "Zombies" . Don't worry none of them are on this crappy solar system.

Nevermind I just found out your space rockets only go as far as Mars,by assholes 

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