It's so nice. Dark, wet and warm, thought that rhythmic sound is little annoying.
But overall its such nice place. Yawn... time for nap.
Eh... why I am moving, stop don't take me from here its sooo comfy. No don't send me into light. Nooooooooooooooo!!!
Oi, why its so cold here, so bright it blinds me. Some cold hands touched me. Take them away from me is what i wanted to tell but only sound that I made was:
- wouaaa wouaaa wu wu wouaaaaaaaaaa
Right I'm an infant so I can't talk.
Slowly I started regaining my sight and hearing voices. I couldn't understand what they are talking about but by the how they sounded I could fell excitement in them.
I feel that I have been passed into some muscular and hairy hands those should belong to my father right? Come on eyes start working I want to see. Oh my vision is getting sharper. Whoa...
After seeing person holding me in her arms while laying on bed with white quilt I can only ask: Mother why do you have such big muscular hands, wide chest and hairy arms attached to such beautiful face of Greek goddess with crown of crimson hair?
Shock made me stop crying what lead to another exited world spoken in deep baritone
voice from the side it must belong to my father right? I turn to see the source of voice, uh...
No way it can't belong to this beautiful girl. Most likely its my elder sister of course it is.
But she is really dangerously cute. Even when wearing manly clothes, an shirt and leather pants that slender figure and those blond hair tied in ponytail together with blue eyes, really such cute elder sister.
Ah she is talking to me.
- sufa fiab fasfa ijfla dsdffsd
Oh, elder sister yu realy have such butiful voice realy you must be great at singing.
Then I look at chest area only to see that behind that partially unbuttoned shirt of her is flat chest of man... I give up.
Waaait a minute why do I even think about such things. I'm infant that was born just now so how come I even know about something like that. Those are tings that infant shouldn't know so how come I know it when I'm an infant. Oh I know it's only dream. Yep it must be truth, so I will go to sleep and when I wake up my mother will get rid of body that puts culturists to shame and look feminine, and my father will be manly and not someone that makes you want to scream Its a trap.
Yawn... time to sleep night night.
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3 months later
Time flown by, and i started to coperhent language that my parents are using what alowed me to gather some informations about my family. First my amazon mother, her name is Teevarga Orvos. Previously adventurer, yeah they have those kind of people here thought i still dont know what they are doing for living, right now houswife and merchant, dont try to foll her if you want keep all your theth. From what i heard she saved my father two years ago from some slavers and he fallen for her, realy hard, before she become his whife he was stalking her for a year. Also no shaving hair on the body of women when pregnant is some kind of custom, so right now its all beter on this front thoght she still is 2 meter tall red heired amazon but at least she looks more like war goddes and not like female bear. Espiesly compared to my father.
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Father name is Kadinsi Orvos and he is an healer, thought sometimes I think about him more being a nurse. With being 1 meter and 60 centimeters tall with blue hairs that end at the level of shoulder blades he is smaller than all the grown up women I seen here and so feminine that males are blushing when they see him ,even hairs on his hands are shaved for some reason. It come to this that last month mother beat up an adventurer that thought he is a women and tried to elope with him by force. Women in comparison treat him like one of them he even learned how to bake cakes, thanks gods that he doesn't cook and its left to mother to do it.
Overall it looks wear quite well of family, our house is also big and build from stone.
On upper level there is six rooms, my parents, my own two for guests, mother armory and fathers study. On Ground floor we have kitchen, dining room, pantry, mother office and another 2 rooms for her scribes and father clinic with two additional rooms for patients that need longer stay.
Through window I can see small city with houses build from stone and wooden, like ours, or straw roofs. From time to time there can be heard laughter of children even thought by the look of it ours house is on the sidelines of city, so it looks like a peaceful place. Thought I still didn't left a house so it's only my own conjectures.
On the other side I learned how to crawl so I can at least start moving by my self .
Of course my parents were really happy that I started crawling so fast. But really it's not so easy as some other make even if you know how to do it after all you need to have enough strength for it and me right now tires really fast but I won't give up after all sitting in one place gets boring really fast.
I still don't know why I know and how but I couldn't get to any conclusions so I dropped it for now thought for some reason I feel is shouldn't tell about it to my parents. Better not risk it and keep quiet about it.
Huh.. someone entered dining room, ugh its father. I try to hide under heavy wooden table so he won't see me. Why do I do that you ask its simple I get goosebumps from him every time mostly because of his girly behavior and sweet voice when I know he should be a man, my body simply rejects him.
Oh no he saw me. Full power to engine now, target is trying to use his grasper evasive maneuver under the wooden table. Success now full speed to kitchen to hide under protection of the mother ship. I'm getting closer but strength starts to leave my body, move a little more my body pretty please. Ahh he outmaneuvered me, going around the table, and closed my only way of retreat and is laughing with extended arms. I won't fall for it admiral Ackbar already warned me about you. If I cant retreat there is no other choice left, bombs away and alarm on full power. I fell triumphant seeing his panicked face and knowing he hears the same thing I do, loud steps coming from kitchen. Here comes relief in form of the mother ship taking me in to her muscular arms. She is now making him shrink using her voice, oh how manly, mother when I grow up I want to be as manly as you are. She finished whipping him and I know that it's my turn now, time for diaper change its really shameful for me making this battle a Pyrrhic victory but I know that after that there will be new dawn of sweat goodness of mother's milk. Am I a momma's boy, most likely but aren't we all.