Alright so my mobile devices got screwed by malware, nothing was stolen(I think) it acted like a giant prank and I still cant figure out how whoever it was did it or even WHY if they werent going to go grabbing at my passwords or bank details.

So I got pwned in the ODDEST way possible.

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The whole thing was, "Get him off of his accounts and do weird shit that breaks aspects of the device while we do other things in the background."

I don't know the damage beyond a bricked phone and a tablet that cant do anything without being connected to a DNS with DNSSEC capability/Antimalware.

I'll be back soon and I just need to buy a 25 dollar rechargable-call/text phone that I can use permanently or at least until money stops being a problem.

Also found 31 viruses on my pc. wow.