*BANG*

Me: "Huh what happened"

Zeta: "It seems something made a loud noise"

Me: "I know that idiot"

Me: "I sense a presence. Two humans

*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

The humans walk up to me and start touching me

Me: "HEY STOP TOUCHING ME!"

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Me: "God you dont just go up to people and start touching them."

???&???: "Wait WHAAAAT? you're a living being?"

Me: "Yes i am. I am a demicore."

???: "Uhh what is a demicore?"

Me: "I am basically a magic being that can create monsters and control things in my territory. Watch"

I focus my mana onto the ground to soften it up and mold them into two chairs

???: "Woah how?"

Me: "Its called magic"

???: "Hey can we uhh stay with you? We kind of.."

Me: "Crashed your spaceship?"

???: "..."

Me: "Yes i know it was a spaceship do you think im stupid?"

???: "Well no but."

Me: "Fine you can stay."