Interstellar civilizations exist, spaceships with FTL drives zoom around like cars. Sure, there are problems, but to one particularly odd nation consisting of only one race,—though not by choice—things are swell. But one day, a patrol ship discovers a planet called Earth, a weird planet surrounded by some weird interference field. This primitive planet is filled with a single species called humans. But these humans seem strange, like the also odd nation United We Are. But, why are there records of the humans in ancient monuments all over the galaxy? Meanwhile, Earth is trying to figure out what the heck is going on their own planet. There was apparently a field around their planet that they didn’t notice until it suddenly teleported all other nations except America to a different dimension?!  Humans warp perceptions through their sheer idiocy—or random flashes of genius,—shock the universe by upending the dungeon industry, and scare the hell out of everyone through their “entertainment…” [This is my first full novel, so please don’t be too harsh. Constructive criticism and suggestions are welcome, just not outright insults. Also, I was originally going to use Earth as a whole, but then realized I didn’t know squat about any other nation besides some. So the field around Earth gains a new ability detailed in the novel and all other countries have been teleported away. I may bring them back but I’m not quite sure when or how. For now, RH! will update once a week on Sundays, but that may change in the future.]