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Chapter 5 Library Incident And Destroy my What????

Chapter 5 Library Incident And Destroy my What????

[Currently In Cooking Quarter Of The Black Devil Palace]

Well I'm In The Cooking Quarters...Err Everyone Is Currently Frantically Cooking Any Thing They Can Think Of,The Reason....Of Course Me!...Well I'm Currently Sitting In A Table In The Middle Of This Chaos..

A Middle Aged Man Walked Up To The Table In Front Of Me Said With A Very Languid And Tired Voice

"Young Prince,Are You Filled Now?"

"Yup,,I'm Filled Thanks Head Chef Uncle"

Again The Head Chef Said With A Very Humble Tone

"Oh,It's My Pleasure Our Dear Prince"

This Guy Is The Head Chef Mathew Run...Honestly These English Names,Anyways These Chefs Are Really Good Mannered...Not Like Those Bankrupt Chefs From The Show Burdon Hamsay Nightmare..Oh Yeah I'm Fluent I'n English...And Why And Who Am I Saying These To?!

I Get Up From My Seat And Leave From The Cook Quarter..

I Am Loving Tha Life Ob Tha Emperor'S Son Yeah!♥♪.....What Am I Even Saying!

•While Passing By The Whole Palace...Royal Guard Were All Bowing Down To Me..

Dammit Their Loyalty Is Extremely Good....And Let Me Tell You Something(Who Am I Talking To Again?)These Guards Are At The Fucking  Devil Overlord Stage....Ho Ho Ho...I Feel like a kid in Christmas,Oh Who Is That...Oh Palace Security Chief And A Major General Troy..I Better Not Tell You His Surname >_>………He Looks At Me And..A-And I Fell In Love....Sheesh That Would Be The Response Of Any Girl...Cuz This Guy Is One Handsome Godzilla..He Is White But With Some Tan..Lean Muscles,Enigmatic Eyes,Black Hair...*Cough With Some Tears Falling Out* Damned Handsome Guy....Currently He Was Talking To An Army Officer???

Anyways While I Was Passing He Looked At Me And Said With Absolute Loyalty 

"This Inefficient Servant Bows To Royal Prince Rigel!"

Dammit This Guy Is Always Like This...If You Were Inefficient...Then How The Hell Did Ya Became A Major General...And How Much Did Ya Bribe Someone...And How Is Your Cultivation At The Zero Abyss King Core!...It All Adds Up To One Thing....Either This Guy Has A Masters In Asskissing Degree..Or He Is Infatuated With Me(Who Am I? Chu Feng'S Fiancé(S) OR some Shujo Harem'S Mc?)...Or He Is Asskissing Me...The Latter Is The Former One?

Any Ways I'm So Far Out Of The Palace.....What I Wanted To Do Was Go To The Library Of This City...By The Way The City Is Called Red Sky City....Who Am I Talking To Again????...Retarded Me??

Upon Seeing The Library....Ahh....The Library Is A Huge Place To Get Knowledge From...Ahh The Librarian.... My Beautiful Onee-Chan..*Cough*!..This 25 Year Old Onee-Chan Has A Face And Body To Die For..She Even Has The Boobs Of Heavenly Might...Every Step Shakes Those T-Those Plump Melons...It'S Good That I Have Absolute Lust Immunity...Or Something Might've Became "Erect"...Why Was I Not Like My Great Pervert Seniors In High School That Could Measure The Size Of A Boob!...Anyways...She's Like My Big Sister I Never Had A Chance To Gro-..*Cough*Grab And Hug..Anyways Former Hiroshima Maintain Your Oscar Award Winning Acting Skills And Grope- *Cough* *Cough* Grab Your Beastial Instinct Before It Gets Out..Ehm...

"Beautiful Senior Sister Can You Please Let Me Grope *Heavy Cough* *Heavy Cough* Tell Me Where The Librarian Is I Want To Borrow Some Books.."

Although I Can Use My Authority To Seize This Library Or Take Some Books Either Temporarily Or Permanently....And Use My Position....*Sigh* I Don't Want To Do That Thought.

And The Beauty Replied With A Faint Blush And A Caress To Head With Her Soft Boneless Like Hands..And Jokingly Said

"Aww..Does Little Brother Like Senior Sister...You're So Cute! (SO Are You!) .....What Is Little Brother'S Name??..."

Mind You I'm Only 3 Years Old...So I'm So Cute!..Aaaaand Meanwhile She Knelt Down To Caress My Head...Her Tits Were Exposed...I'm Immune To Lust♥………Good Thing I Am Immune...Or Else How Would I Deal With A Embarrassing Erection...

I Told Her With Ambition 

"My Name Is Barack Oba- *Heavy Cough* Sorry I Have Cold..My Name Rigel Godsky"

After I Said That She Was Dumbfounded...After That She Said With A Troubled Tone

"Well Then,Can You Come With Me?"

"Sure!?"

Wait Activate Skill * Sense*

And Instantly In My Mind Appears A Mental Map...This Is The Map Of The Library!...Hmm There Is A Golden Dot....I Assume That's Me..In front Of Me Is a......Red Dot....In The Bottom Of The Map There Is Something Written...

        Legend---- Green Dot - Ally

        Golden Dot - Yourself

         Red Dot  - Hostile 

          Yellow Dot - Neutral

......There Are 50 Red Dots....3 Yards Away All Of Them Have Devil Emperor Core Cultivation Base......It's Unfair!!.....Whoa!.....There Are....10 Green Dots.....Behind.....Me.....Must Be Troy And 'Friends'...Such Betrayal By The Beautiful Onee-Chan ....

I Glare At The Onee Chan And Said

"Why Don't You Just Come Out With Your "Friends""

Hearing That She Stopped In Her Tracks,,She Turned...She Was Crying And Was Shaking.....Although I'm Not A Sexist....You're Innocent So....I Spare You...Suddenly 50 Men Appear Behind Her....Each Having Some Weapon In Their Arms..There was A man In Front Of Them....Seems Like He's The Leader..The Man Kicked The One Chan In Front of Me....And Said Angrily

"DAMMNED BITCH..*Kick* I TOLD YOU TO NOT TELL THAT KID...NOW I HAVE TO KILL THIS BRAT,IT WILL BRING NOTHING BUT TROUBLE...BITCH,BITCH"

Hmm...Should I Tell Troy To Come...No Let This Kid Spill The Beans..

The Onee-Chan Says Crying

"But He's Just A Kid! And That Too The Emperor's!"

The Goon Leader Says Again More Angrily.

"SO WHAT I WILL KIDNAP HIM AND BLACKMAIL HIS PARENTS....TO HAND OVER THE THRONE TO MY DAD...MY DAD THE KING OF THE BLUE OCEAN ANCIENT KINGDOM...HMPH"

And At That Moment I Said Loudly 

"Haw Haw...You're Caught...*Looks Behind* Troy Arrest This Fool!!!"

And At This Moment Troy Ran So Fast That...That..Cannot Be Expressed In Words...Anyway Troy Ran And Punched The Man To....A Puddle Of Blood And Organs.....………………………………………………………………

………………………………At That Time Rigel Ran Out Of The Library...And Vomited

!"*Vomit* *Vomit* Damn That Troy...Fuck...Fuck....*Vomit*

[10 Minute Later]

Later,Rigel Walks Out Of The Crowded Library With Troy And A Pale Face,In His Hands Were 3 Thick Books And 1 Thin Book..After That They Both Left For The Black Devil Palace...…………

[10 Minute Later]

After Returning To His Personal Mansion....He Was Tightly Hugged By His Mother And Asked A Lot Of Questions...After Letting Him Go...Rigel Sat Down In His Bed...

…………That Guy J-u-s-t Died In Front Of Me??....

…………Err...Let's Just See What Happend Then...That Guy Was Talking About Killing Me...I'm Sure That Guy Would've Killed Me...So...Rigel Don't Feel Guilty For That Shitty Spoiled Less-Wealthy Than You Old Brat....Hey All This Time....Where's Mary????!..Wait....All This Time What Did She Eat???

Yuan Qi In The Atmosphere Simple,But The Hellfire Should Be Best!

....…..Fuck You...Where Were You?

Bro,It's Not Like I'm Only Your Status Screen...I Have A Lot Of Dickheads With Cheats In Fantasy Worlds..

...Okay,Where's Mary??..

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Okay,You Have A Connection With Her..Try To Sense Where She Is

Urm....Okay But How?

Soul Power....Try To Force Something In Your Body To Come Out First...And Try That For Some Time...After That Try To Sense Mary Using It..

Err...Okay...Ggggrrrr....Hah...Hah....Grrrrrrr

After That Rigel Tried For Atleast Fifteen Minutes.. .But Nothing Called Spirit Power Came Out...But Just Right Then...A Stream Of White Soul Power Was Pouring Out Of Rigel Like Air

"GRRRRRRRRRRHHHGGH!"

Rigel Stop Or Else Somebody Might Sense It!!! It Was Just To Awaken Your Soul Power..Stop Before Somebody Dies...It'S Good That It Isn't Soul Pressure Or......Else

"Heh...So Now What"

Who Told You To Talk When Someone Can Hear You!

Err...Okay Π_Π

How Can I Say It,,It's Not Like I'm Omnipotent!!...But I Can  Help You In Terms To Woo A Beautiful Girl!!!!

No Thanks...You Shady Blue Screen....

Pshhh! Hey Kid Wanna Try The Book Category I Added In The Shop!! Trust Me It's A Great Deal With 20% Discount 

Only 20,000,000,000 Shopping Points....In For It?

Why Do I Feel Like You're Ripping Me Off!..

Err...Done

I Fooled...*Imaginary Cough* Have A Great Customer

Book Category Added To System Shop!

....

....Wait,..What Do You Do With The Points???

Of Course...Each Point Is Used To Buy Everything In The Shop..From The Virtual God Shop...All Items Are Sold At 0.1% Their Original Price...

So You Are Basically Robbing Me!...And 0.1% Sounds....Bullshitty. 

You Have Unlimited Points

OK Fine...So Now What?

Sir,,Sir,,Great Sir Please "Soul Power And Related" From Book Category.Sir It's Only

10,000 Points!!!!!

What An Extreme Profiteer...Now I Know That Virtual God Shop Is Bullshit..But Still....I'll Buy

Book bought

And Instantly The Room Started To Shine....After The Shine Was Gone..There Was A Golden Book In Rigel's Hand...

Fuck This Book....So Thick... 

On Top Of It Was Written 

              Soul Power And Related 

Written By Great Saint Fang Lin

Great Saint!...If This Saintly Guy Is A Quack...Then I Swear I Will Smash That Aqueze With A Rock!....By The Way How Much Time Will It Take To Read This Book?.

Currently 1 Week If You Hurry And 4 Week If You're Lazy

……………………………………………………………………………………Help???????????? *Coughs Imaginary Blood*

Just Then Out Of The Window A Black Snake Came Out.

Then Rigel Turned Around...

This Guy Was!!....囧

………All Right...

Then Rigel Turned And Walked Towards The Window Where Mary Was

Then He Put Hand Towards The Snake..And The Snake Slowly Climbed Towards Rigel'S Left Shoulder

Rigel - "Damned Snake!..Don't Leave Without Tel-...She Can't Talk..Well"

Just Then...

.

Check The Status Of The "Dammed" Snake Of Yours First!!

*Expert Appraisal*

«Heaven Devouring Serpent Queen»

{Contracted}          Name - Mary 

Element - Dark (Miasma)    Cultivation Level - Demonic Elementary Core (7 Star)

Monster Level - [Deity] Level

Monster Core - Heaven Devouring Core

________________________________________Martial Arts - Triple Heaven Poison Art Stage 1 Level 2 

Abilities - 

[Absolute Poison Immunity]

[Robust Vitality]

[Energy/Yuan Qi Sense]

[Body Part Reconstruction]

[Dragon King Scales]

[Qi Reflecting Scale Armor]

[Refined Fangs]

[Refined Dragon Blood]

[Natural Born Quick Comprehension]

[Keen Reflex]

How Mu-Much T-Time Ha-Has Passed Si-Since This Snake Was Born???

Not Even A Motherfucking Month

See!..*SOB*....Even She's A Fucking Heaven Shifting Genius...I need A Fuking 3 Years To Acheive 7 Stars...

Ahhhh....Sorry To Break It To You But Any 3 Star Demonic Elementry Core Practitioner Can Beat You ×_×

……Why……

Reason 1 - You Don't Practice Cultivation But Your Abilities Absorb Yuan Qi In The Atmosphere Without A Cultivation Technique

Reason 2 - Instead Of Reinforcing Your Blood,Tendons,Flesh And Puncturing Your Meridians And Changing Your Blood and Refining Your Mind And Spirit And Broadening Your Dantian You Have The Yuan Qi Of A 7 Star

.....So What Am I Going To Do Now

Destroy Your Cultivation!

_____________________________________Thank you,everyone for the comments yesterday!

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