chapter 4 : two shameless kids

ang made a very serious expression and said about his pain " oh ! holy one , please help me to lessen my pain " the kid asked " and where does it hurts ?" ang smiled and replied " on my butt, holy one "

both of them glared at each others for a while , the holy one replied " oh is that so ? than why don't you use chilly on your butt ? rub three kg of red chillies on your butt , it will hep you to lessen your pain , for forever and ever "

"…." both were silence. ang said " oh holy one , please help me in something. It is very important for me , please "

the holy one released his holy aura of a minor sage and asked " tell me kind spirit , what shall I have to do for you ?" this holy one asked so politely and humbly with benevolence.

but in his mind he was shouting , fuc* !! Who is this motherfuc*er as*hole ? asking for a way to lessen his butt pain. why don't you instead ask for a way to lessen your as*hole ?

fuc*ing physco, just die while sucking your own butt.

A smile roses from ang's face and said " whenever I go to do toilet , it always stops in half away , can you help give me and give me something that will help me to do it properly without any stress of halting in its mid way ?'

want something that will help you to do it !!

why don't you just hold a stick while doing toilet ? cursed holy one.

With a holy smile , the holy one said " why don't you eat slippery soup in dinner ? and also add little venom in those soups so it could easy your pain while doing toilet "

fuc* !! you want me dead ? in your dream..

ang said once again " oh ! holy one , I have another problem too" the holy one replied " if so than just keep it in your heart and don't take it out "

ang watched the kid in a strange way. watching those strange gaze from ang , the kid felt uneasy so he said " tell me your problem , I may guide you "

with a smile , ang asked ' I have recently started to like a women but she doesn't wants to be with me what should I do ?" the kid watched ang as if he was watching wonderland of the world. He asked " and who may this lucky women be ?"

ang blushed and felt embarrassed, he acted shy and like a man in love. watching him ,the kid nearly puke a bloods from anger.

can you belive , a kid wanting to vomit bloods from anger ?

The holy one said " ok , you don't have to tell me about her. It's better you don't tell me about her " but ang hurriedly said "holy one ,please listen. she is very beautiful "

the holy one asked in curiosity "how much ?" ang replied " 45 kg " the holy one was confuse , he asked " what 45 kg ?" ang proudly replied " my weight "

"fuc* your weight and tell me how beautiful is she ?" raged holy one.

ang put up a surprised face and answered ' just like those pretty flowers " the holy one asked " who is she ?" ang replied " she is my neigh.." before he could finish , the holy one said " a neighbour? good. tell me who are in her family " ang looked at the holy one fir awhile before replying "uncle , aunt , two little kids that's all "

the holy one asked " and who are those two little kids " ang replied " her childrens "

"…….?" the holy one had urge to hit and Beat this bastard but he suppressed it in his heart and smiled. He said " and who is those uncle and aunt ?" ang said "what an idiot ? If only aunt , uncle and two childrens are there , doesn't mean those aunt and uncle are obviously the women I love and her husband ? what a fool "

the holy one was so angry that he stood up on his feet and gave a kick to ang ,ang was sitting on the ground , ang was hit by the kick so ferociously that he was rolled back.

If he wanted to avoid that kick than it was easy as sipping tea but he didn't. because he felt like it was his mistake.

"wanting my help to flirt with others wife , fuc* off " shouted holy one. " I ,mu feng am a minor sage and no fuc*ing nuts to help you "panting in anger , mu feng deceler his intention.

standing on his feet , ang glared at mu fung angrily and said " I , in the name of my ancestor who fought against true dragon will promise that I will make you suffer "

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mu feng's left brow raised a little and asked "huh ! did your ancestor really fought against true dragons ?" ang proudly nodded his head and replied "of course " mu was interested in it so he asked " than what happened after he fought with a true dragon ?"

ang replied more proudly " my ancestor went to fight a true dragon but got eaten by the true dragon in one go " mu feng had a sudden urge to kill him. It isn't a fighting ,it's clearly getting served as a food for that true dragon ? wait ! in the history of ethereal world ,is there even a true dragon ? thought mu fung.

mu feng also got very pissed off by his words so he proudly said " what do you know ? my ancestor was an enlightened Saint ,he once guided the emperor of heavenly empire. The empire that was one of the monarch of the ethereal realm "

ang's corner of lip twisted as he asked " and what happened after that ?" mu feng replied "of course , his guiding leaded the empire to age of destruction and the vanished from the world. even until now ,my family is hunted by their survivors and I am no expection "

"…..?" both were being shameless one after another ,telling their family never-existing tales to each others.

After an hour's later , ang returned to palace. but as he returned he saw a royal carriages outside the palace. He thought " looks like some guest are here. sigh ,what has it got to do with me " saying that he walked to imperial peak.

There he went and sat at the peak of the mountain while swinging his leg back and forth. He started to shower in cold breeze and little dense spiritual qi.

"making friend is better than making enemies ?" ang thought about this. He still remembers that when he was in his real world , a person has said this to him. ang was lazily sitting , he than lazily led down on the ground while facing skies. He moved his neck along with his head.

"I am only a mortal realm mid stage expert , I need a way to recover my cultivation to at least in martial realm if I want to use earth level chant scroll. After achieving the martial realm , I will create a spiritual root in my body , god root. Once I have a god root , I can refine it to keep on growing it's potential to advance it's grade and I can grow stronger and stronger. In my previous life I learned it from fairy princess of sea fairy. I don't know if she is fine or not but i hope her to be fine "

he started to sit in cultivation stance and started to activate his spiritual chakra and started his cultivation.

when he was nourishing his 361 acupuncture points , he saw something in his body.

In the middle of his chest ,there was a heavenly light shinning with the high heaven light. His spiritual qi that was just recently absorbed were being divided into two parts. One was for himself while another was for this golden high heaven light.

ang sea of consciousness tried to see what it was and found out that it was some kind of a golden seal. He examined more carefully. There were countless runes craved on it. tiny , tiny runes like bacteria were craved on this golden seal. ang got more closer and saw this golden seal was like a stage , he could stand on it. He stood there and saw that this golden seal was only small from far away while huge from near. but he didn't cared about it.

ang was still feeling high heaven light from this seal. so he first tapped the ground with his feet.

tuk

tuk

tuk

ang started to walk and walk , there he saw countless spiritual runes on the path that was connected with each others. He used whole 3 hours to get a little clue about this thing. It had many incanations and formations , but ang only got to know five formations. They were refinement formation , gravity formation , teleportation formation , blood formation and slaughtering formation. He was burning with frustration when he ended in a conclusion. This seal was actually a high heaven seal that took his life.

ang said " damn it !! so it followed me till here to block me path to my glory. fuc* , rip it , rip it " cursed ang.

High heaven seal wasn't something that even ang would like to mess with. He was a peerless combatant , enlightened great being and a strongest warlord in his previous world which is also known as eternal realm. legend has it there are four realm in the world and they are called supreme realm , ethereal realm , eternal realm and finally exhalth realm.

It is said this four realm are the only below to a most powerful realm that is called true immortal realm.

He gritted his teeth and sighed. even if he were to have his previous life strength , a strength of a enlighten star than he would still be weak against this seal.

He started to do some reading on this high heaven seal. He started to get little knowledgeable about this seal and got something interested. This seal could help him in his cultivation , this seal could actually help him gather qi and refine it with pure high heaven qi. The most purest qi in the world.

He slowly srarted to stop absorbing spiritual qi from the world and let the seal take all the spiritual qi from the world. He than started to absorb qi from the seal which was refined into high heaven qi , the most supreme qi in the world that anyone would want to have.

His body slowly started to get heated up in this qi , his spirit chakra also began to rote more fast , it was also being refined. the amount of this high heaven qi was just too pure. He felt like he was back to being in his previous glory of being quater eternal.

slowly time passed but nothing was seen ,only his body and soul were getting refined by this high heaven qi.

He opened his eyes after 2 hours later and said " why is my blood not accepting this high heaven qi ? is it because it isn't awaken or high level bloodline ? my bloodline is clearly only a low level human bloodline. could it be that this bloodline is actually a special blood line ?"

everyone's bloodline are ranked as low , mid , high , noble , royal , imperial , divine and finally Lord. and there are also grades for them like commoner grade , special grade , spirit grade , rare grade , ancient grade , divine grade / holy grade and finally supreme grade.

If his bloodline is actually a special grade than he should awaken his bloodline or else his growth will stop and become a shackle.

" what could my bloodline be ?" rubbing his chin , ang thought. ang frowned his brows and said " could it be just like before , a low level earth element bloodline ? If so than fuc* it !! I have it enough. I can't take any risk in awakening bloodline."

he thought for a moment before decided to use an art called "blood awakening heavenly art " and a "blood chakra art". One is to awaken his bloodline with a heaven's power and have a heavenly talent in his bloodline , while the another one will help the blood to refine and grow stronger , strengthen and many other things just like spirit chakra.