It's a brand new day for me!
yeah! it's me!
I've been living like an idiot until I reach 20s, and I've woke up today after hear a nice word that say. "if you're not start to change now, then when?".
My name is Richard Broke, 23 years old NEET!
you hear me right! I AM A NEET!
but, I'm not ashamed of it~
It's simply because my neet life give me a steady income of 1000$ every week!
What work did I do? heh~ I am just a measly low key type of person.
I did a pretty good job that called a freelancer! I almost did everything, from translating a few novel to doing some editing and consultating about life!
yeah! you read it right! consultation of LIFE! hah~ and I am a popular anonymous after all. every one thanking me that I've make their life straight...
But the Irony is... that the 'Ironeer' is a failed NEET!!
damn...
I could make another people's life straight but couldn't make mine?!!
how funny is that... orz
well, it is so. until I met with this person on the internet that called himself 'Truck-san'.
heh, that is a pretty common name in the web novel society, especially in the japanesee's.
well, to make it simple! now! I am traversing the road of my life!
I want to change! and became a good NEET!
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but... how did I do that?
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Sigh... let's come back to my room again...
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"It's been a while everyone, It's Jessica Lunart Speaking as the news reporter on the Scene, as you can see there's an accident happening not long ago that killed 10 pedestrian without leaving their body intact. Just based on the Driver's testimony, he blamed his own stupidity to the Truck's. However, something incorrigible happening on the apartment building in the Benjamin street. In total 2 floor of the apartment were destroyed and more than 30 bachelor and 4 family died in the accident. This incident of the stupidity of the Driver became another Tragedy in history, that leaving a deep scar and trauma for the owner of apartment in another floor, that luckily left unscathed."
Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.
"now we were interviewing the Driver of the Truck."
"Mister K, what did you want to say to the viewer to shield you from the charge?"
"F*K!! I DIDN'T STEP ON THE PEDAL!! WHO THE HECK WILL BELIEVE ME IF I SAY THAT FUCKING S**T OF A TRUCK JUMP ON ITSELF LIKE 'kyaa, Senpai! hold me tight!'!! SH*T I SHOULD BELIEVE THE OTHER AND NOT USED THIS FU** OF A TRUCK!!"
"ah... I'm sorry again for the censored words and the verbal violence there... Jessica Lunart here reporting from the scene, and throwing the baton to the studio..."
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Meanwhile on the internet
Mr A : Whoooa! truck-sama creating another history
Sister D : the fuck... is wrong with those driver?...
Hegemon A: huahahaha, hear that follower of mine! believe me! there's a spiritual thing reside in those trucks!
DAoist lord : yeah, like duh... those spiritual thing seriously like a gasoline, why don't they just reside in gas station...
Truck-san : Of course, we like to be free and search our life long companion!
Mr A : whoaa, Truck-san has come!
Hegemon A: Truck-san? what did you mean?
Truck-san : well... nothing at all... I just feel weird the thing is happening after yesterday's accident...
Sister D: well... yeah, isn't this case just telling the viewers that's nowhere is safe?....
DAoist lord: welp... that's a fact but, I feel really scared now...
Truck-san: I should try and tame one of the trucks so they could be my watch dog in case of some wild truck appear...
Ash! : gotta catch em all!
Hegemon : you just go back to your game! you immortal character!
DAoist lord : Even I feel envious of that stupidity of yours and your longevity and those admirers of yours Ash... Seriously...
Sister A : yeah! don't you feel sorry for them?! I mean, They love you and you leave them to meet another girls?!
Ash! : ummm, guys. you maybe mistake me for another character here...
Mr A : so... what did we talking about again?