So I guess that is it then... I died from the legendary truck-kun. When I reincarnate I will be the best human on the ENTIRE PLANET! Man I am gonna be so cool! I am gonna get awesome gear! Get cheat like skills. Defeat the demon lord! Start a Harem! Not be a MC who hasn't hit puberty yet! Have a village named after me! And make everyone give me there-
"Hello Adam. You have been selected to reincarnate! Given the circumstance you can't be a human. Please choose what to be reincarnated as."
DAMN IT! So I can't be a human that is fine. I legit I starting to have high hopes! How dare they reject me of my (Never) Promised Hero life! Okay I can be an elf then! Elfs are sexy as hell! Also they can control nature!
"Okay, I will be a elf then."
"You can't be an elf."
Okay, so I can't be an elf... what about something else... a DEMON LORD
"What about this! I SIR GENERAL BUTTERSWORTH THE 3RD SHALL BE A DEMON LORD!"
"Can't be a Demon Lord."
How dare thou reject me! ME! SIR GENERAL ACER THE 5th! THE HOLY KNIGHT OF THE QUEEN OF THE LOST CITY! Wait that is perfect! I SHALL BE A HOLY KNIGHT!
"HA! I have chosen what I am gonna be!"
"Which is?"
"Shut up I am doing a dramatic pause."
"..."
"I SHALL BE A HOLY KNIGHT!"
"Rejected."
NO! I must be something that there is very little of... how about something really OP! Like a god! A CELESTIAL! Like in the Marvel Comics!
"Fine! Since I can't be a Holy Knight! I will be a Celestial!"
"Granted. Creating >Celestial< "
HAHA! YES! I WILL BE WORSHIPED! Kinda weird that it allowed me to be a Celestial Being! But not an literally everything else. But WHO CARES!
"Completed. Transferring Consciousness. Please brace yourself"
Brace yourself? Why would I need to br- [Insert terrified screaming here].
"HEY! YOU COULD'VE WARNED ME!" Well I now know why it said to brace yourself. So I am now! a GOD!
"Hello! I have been selected to guide you for a little bit with your reincarnation as a meteor!"
"Yes! Guide me, I will be the best... WAIT WHAT!? A Meteor? I said a Celestial!"
"You are a celestial, a celestial OBJECT"
"Well screw this I don't wanna live anymore."
"I can help with that..."
"Actually, I will stay alive then. What can I even do as a METEOR!
"We will get to that in a second. First please open up your stats."
Stats? This is starting to become a good Isekai! Just not a good one... so I just open stats right. Can't be that hard.
-5 minutes later-
"Ughm... How do I open stats?"
"To open stats just think about a screen with lots of numbers."
"Oh... So like this."
Information: Status: Skills: Name: Adam
Current Quest: Destroy 3 things
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Reward: 30 Exp
Evolution (Trait) Species: Celestial Object (Meteor) Current Level: 1 Self Propulsion: Lvl 1 Titles: None Exp: 0/10 Appraisal: Lvl 1 Hp: 100/100 Split: Lvl 1
"Please take time to view your Stats."
[Evolution]? I can evolve! So I am not stuck as a lame meteor forever! So I am assuming I must destroy or kill stuff. Easy!
"If you are done reading your Stats, please start doing the quest."
Easy enough! I just have to find 3 small things and destroy them! I should be able to move around with [Self Propulsion]!
Okay lets try it out. [Self Propulsion]! GO! I said GO!... Wow this is really slow...
>Skill: [Self Propulsion] has been upgraded to Lvl 2<
Oh nice! It's been upgraded! Okay lets try this again! [Self Propulsion]! This is way better! Now! Time to find something to destroy with [Appraisal]! Hmm... That's a Star... That's a Planet. That's a Spaceship... That's a- wait SPACESHIP!? Way too fast for me to destroy. Ooh a comet! I can catch up with that! Ready... Set... [Self Propulsion]! GO! I have you! You can't get away from me! SMASH!
[Insert Pain noises here] Holy HELL! That hurt alot!
>Title Acquired: Rammer<
>Skill: [Split] has been upgraded to Lvl 2<
>Skill gained: [Assimilate] Lvl 1<
>Exp: 5/10<
Wait what? Oh I broke into tiny pieces. But I am not dead. Can I even die? I don't think I am alive... anyways I got an idea. If I got split up into tiny pieces can I control those pieces? Only one way to find out! [Self Propulsion!] Oh! Seems like I can only control a little bit. Then what's the point of [Split]? Can I look at the Skill description?
>Skill: [Split] Description: Allows the user to split up in pieces that he can control. The higher the level this skill is the more pieces that the user can control.<
I assume [Assimilate] is self-explanatory. I can resemble myself. Well I am just a bunch of tiny pieces, no reason not to try it. [Assimilate!] That feels way much better, it looked like I also got bigger than before! I wonder if I can use [Split] and [Assimilate] as a weapon. First I gotta find another thing to destroy.
"Congratulations on destroying your first object! You have 2 more to find. There is an asteroid belt nearby. It might be in your best interest to go there."
An asteroid belt! That would be perfect! It would be way easier to level up! I just have to find it first.
20 minutes later!
FINALLY! I FOUND IT! OH MY GOD THAT TOOK FOREVER! 20 MINUTES IS NOT CLOSE BY! Well now that I am here I might as well test out [Split] and [Assimilate]. So first I split up into many pieces that I can control. 3! 2! 1! [Split!] now I use [Self Propulsion] for a wider area, then I [Assimilate]!
>Title Acquired: Consumer<
>Quest has been completed: 30 Exp<
>You have upgraded to Lvl 4<
>Skill: [Assimilate] has been upgraded to Lvl 4<
>Skill: [Split] has been upgraded to Lvl 3<
>Skill: [Self Propulsion] has been upgraded to Lvl 3<
>New Quest has been added<
"Good job! You have completed your first quest! You have been given another one! Please start the quest whenever your ready!"
Well since finished that quest, I might as well look at my stats.
Information Status Skills: Name: Adam
Current Quest: Destroy 5 things
Reward: 50 Exp
Evolution (Trait) Species: Celestial Object (Meteor) Current Level: 4 Self Propulsion: Lvl 3 Titles: Rammer, Consumer Exp: 10/40 Appraisal: Lvl 2 Split: Lvl 3 Assimilate: Lvl 4
Destroy 5 things. Easy! I will just use my GRIND COMBO! First I [Split!] then I separate [Self Propulsion]! Then as I recombine back into my former self I [Assimilate] the surrounding Asteroids into me! Hah! This is gonna be easy!
>Quest Completed: 50 Exp<
>You have been upgraded to Lvl 8<
>Skill: [Assimilate] has been upgraded to Lvl 5<
>Skill: [Split] has been upgraded to Lvl 4<
>Skill: [Self Propulsion] has been upgraded to Lvl 4<
>Skill gained: [Materialize Resources] Lvl 1<
>New Quest has been added<
Ha! If it's just gonna be me doing quests then this will be easy!
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Authors Note: Hello everyone, this is my first story that I am writing. Please feel free to give constructive criticism!