All I remember was seeing a bright light when I crossed the street and after that it was pure darkness. 

I woke up and it felt like I slept for hours. I noticed my body feels weird, the surrounding looks weird and why do I have feathers?

I became a chicken. I gues reincarnation is real then. I thought "This is not as bad as it seems maybe I will enjoy life as a chicken". I was full of hope because my previous life was really shitty.

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Suddenly a giant hand picked me up. I struggled. I tried screaming but all I can hear is "Buk buk buk buk!" out of nowhere came a knife and cut my head off. I was chopped into pieces, dipped in a beaten egg mixed with salt, pepper, water, and flour then placed in a large resealable plastic bag, with flour, garlic, salt, paprika, pepper and some seasoning. I was turned into a fried chicken.

The End.

The End.