Hello people in my head, How are you today, I'm fine thank you.

Beautifull people in my head, you might by wondering why I am talking with myself, well that is really simple it’s because I’m bored.

Why am I bored that’s even simpler, Because I’m dead.

Yea I’m dead, How do I know? Simple because I am in a completely black space, In were i cant feel absolutely nothing. Plus i know i’m not dreaming or unconscious. Because, well I can see my nose and if i remeber correctly during a dream, you aren't able to see your own nose.

Now i do wonder how do i have a body if i'm dead. But im not even sure this is a body considering it can't feel anything, but at least it looks like one so how a'm i supposed to know if it is or it isn't. Hell even if i knew, this wasn't a body how would i know, what it is. Well how cares i don't so fuck it.

So now the  only  thing you would be asking yourself's people in my head is how did I die well that’s actually quite an embarrassing and stupid story and it would be a surprise if someone doesn’t make a joke about it in my funeral.

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

Well nothing I can do about it now, can i.

So how did i die well I was killed…

Yes killed.

……

…..

….

..

.

.

.

.

.

By a banana

How did a banana kill me well that is actually, MHhh…?

Well you could say it was by a stroke of bad luck.

It isn’t complicated nor fascinating story, I was simply walking up the stairs eating a banana, i was gonna tell my sister that the food was ready, when I was all the way up I decided to throw the banana peel to the trash can, but I didn’t throw it up close, nor saw where it fell, so while going down stairs I didn’t notice the banana peel had fallen in to the stairs so I obviously wasn't careful, which ended me in this situation in which i’m most probably dead after all i’m sure i hit my head in the fall and it wasn't a slow fall.

Well you already know my problem after all. I’m probably dead in the middle of nowhere or at least that’s what it looks like because.well i can't see a thing just darkness. there is absolutely nothing here and i can't see no one here either so.

Well for now I’m going to wait after all I don’t know what’s happening and the best thing I can do right now is walk and thinking so that’s what ill do.