Cough

Well damn this shits good.

I was on a distant planet smoking some dank, I didnt get to enjoy this while on earth and surprsingly this shit works on god's.

"Yo tiny thing whats your name and who is the god of this planet?"

I was talking to a tiny creature that looked like a wookie from star wars but with less fur and more green.. weed? On its fur.

"Names plep, and we have no god, they all left, the kush was aganst there ways and they can't deal with it because its a god destroyer and immune to dietys."

Wow that is lit fam, jk jk. This is good ill claim this planet as my domain and add it to my resume.

"Sweet, you guys looking for a new diety? I'm rather new but this shits great and I could do a lot with it."

He stood and thought for a bit, grabbed his pipe sparked a flame using a weird stick similar to a match. After he took a killer hit coughed a bit he answered.

"Well sure why not, as long as youcan handle this shit we good."

Noice I just need to claim the world.... How do I do that?

Server: Easy highass just use your powers like you did on your own planet.

"Well you don't have to be mean about it, that hurts my feelers."

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After I spoke I rememberd plep was still here, whoops.

"Good shit right man, you a light weight tho, already imagining things."

Oh ya, I smoked, gg fam.

"Welp guess im claiming this planet, you all worship me now I guess, I promote you to the god of Cannabis, watch over this planet while im not here."

He's the first person I met but whatever let him take over.

Server: Good job, adding more people to your roster.

Imma  smoke a bit more than worry about making him a god and claiming this planet.

"Thanks bro, ill try to be a decent god, at most imma get to blazed one day and pass out."

Ah a good man.

"Sounds good ill deal with the work when im sober lets party for today."

I took a mad hit after I said that.

"Hell yah, let's do this shit maen."

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Oh shit, what happened yesterday, all I remember is meeting plep.

I look to my side im on a bed and pelp is lying next to me, were both naked. Oh shit please no, did something happen?

As I was freaking out pelp woke up as well, crud please don't make this weird, please tell me nothing happened.

"Oh hey bro, you went hard last night man, in bed and partying."

Fuck, we did it, well damn.

"Shit man how did I manage to do that being as blazed as I was?"

Im stil freaking the hell out.

"Don't worry bro Im a chick. It was easy after I showed you how."

Oh thank god, wait he's a she!?!?

"Oh shit, I thought you were a dude, I was freaking out hard."

He started getting up, crap she* started getting up.

"Nah mate im a chick, was a blast yesterday."

Hrmm how did I do her though shes kinda small.

"Huh, well do you wan't an upgrade when I make you a god?"

Im thinking about removing a little fur making her taller adding more, 'ass'ets, and nicer look.

"Sure go ahead, you are my god now."

Well that settles that now let's get to work.