you will appear shortly

ok but why am a mouse

um because your a bad person and we don't need more evil in the world

 oh that

Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

and remember comrade undead are considered evil

why do I have to be your comrade

I didn't want to work with you I was assigned you

 well, can I apply for a new one?

no, because you have to call the reincarnation help desk and you don't have a phone.

wait I just realized im already spawned in the world

[the mouse looked around he was in a bleak wooden  tunnel that had some weird form of insulation the mouse moved around while squeaking at a popup window only he could see]