Lady Bluefooted’s Society Paper, Volume Two

Dear Reader,

As war approaches, this lady wants to remind you that it is your civic duty to support the war effort by spending lavishly on balls, gowns as well as to tip your waiter and local socialite columnist. We simply need to keep the regiment running as the rest of us enjoy the winter months.

Unfortunately, this week there have not been many sightings of any eligible bachelors to include Captain Andrew Bell, and it pains me to write this dear reader, but there are so many noble and common-born warriors that are not with us at the moment. Please do send letters to your loved ones and friends at the front in these dark times.

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That has not stopped the Cobbler brothers from getting into a fight with a chicken owned by one Miss Freya Uki, formerly the queen's blessed. She was last seen in public telling the two off and then in an odd moment, jumping onto and riding a chicken away from the two rabbits, who were left holding the bag. Now she winds away her days working on some top-secret project that even this author is unable to pick up the word about.

Mister Francis Seafoam on the other hand has taken this opportunity to play his bid for Madame Leng’s paw and perhaps we will hear wedding bells sooner rather than later. Who could tell why she has held out for so long, only to finally give in. That is one match that will be blessed to share an early option to marry.

Lord Da Seung, the baron of boots, on the other hand, seems to have been avoiding the spotlight. Surely his stock will rise as his company spends more and more time selling supplies to the crown. Parliament will have his neck if his equipment is of poor quality, but rest assured that you will hear of any such developments here, dear reader.

A little birdie has told this author that the war effort is stagnated for the most part and one should hope that our brave warriors return in time for the mid-winter ball.

Lord Henry Richards himself has been seen more often than not with Miss Abigail Smith and the smart money is on a proposal for the fantastic foxes. Perhaps we overstep our bounds with this, but this has the makings of a smart match. Keep your eyes on this pair, fair reader.