"Where the f*ck am I"

Steve opened his eyes, confused, he casted a gaze to his environment. His body failed to respond to his commands especially the lower part.

When he looked down to his torso, Steve let out a small screech that to others in the room was considered cute.

His chest which previously, was stiff due to the countless hours he spent in gyms was now just a small piece of flesh. But what surprised him more was his private area. Despite spending hundreds of hours in gyms, Steve was by far most proud of his ability in s3x, and correspondingly to his D size. Looking at his pathetic state Steve turned a cold face and internally cursed god.

After collecting himself, Steve came in terms with the fact he is in a another world. He looked around towards his surroundings; a small room with a single window as an air passage, alongside a single bed that laid at the center of the room which was the most eye-catching feature of the room. There was nothing special about the room, in fact it looked too ordinary. Steve knew what this meant and he internally cursed god again.

"Are you trying to f*ck with me, at least reincarnate me into a rich family," Steve sneered at his poor settlement.

Steve in his previously, was born into a poor family and had to work twice as hard as his competition to get to a financially good situation. Being born into a sh*tty household meant he would be bullied and had to put in twice the effort into anything he wanted to achieve, whereas the rich brats could just use money as an easy solution to problems.

After a couple of minutes of adjusting his eyesight, Steve's gaze landed on a nurse-looking person.  The lady although wore a somewhat nurse attire, she didn't have anything in common to *normal nurses*, for example her hands right now lit a colour combination of blue and green which lay horizontally on whom he assumed to be his mom.

A single thought infiltrated his mind "I'M NOT ON EARTH!!"

A multitude of feelings infiltrated Steve's mind, sadness, happiness and confusion. He still didn't fully process his situation, how could he? He worked so hard in his previous life to achieve a somewhat good lifestyle, and couldn't just throw it all away.

"SPLASH!!"

Steve continued to lay his eyes on the nurse with eyes that displayed anger. Why? He was just slapped on the assss. "SO embarrassing," he thought.

He would later get washed in comfortable hot water after which he would fell asleep.

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"If I said I was displeased or angry at being a baby again I would be lying. Thank GOD [If GOD even exists in this world] that babies spend most of their early periods nearly constantly sleeping, for I would probably have gone mad if I had spent 3 months just drinking strange liquid and hearing strange noises. Although, I was displeased at somebody else having to do my *unsanitary duties*."

A couple of months later, Steve was able to come in terms with his reincarnation, not that it stopped his from crying at the loss of his family and everyone that he cared about.

It would take a few more months for him to come to terms with the fact that everyone he knew was gone.

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[MC POV]

It would be few months later in a shopping trip with my father that I would realise, that I was in Naruto, though I wish it didn't involve my father running away from what seemed like a giant nine tailed fox. It seemed like my dad was very fortunate that we were near a shelter, and were able to hide till the danger had passed.

Though I did learn a couple of things, most importantly my name, Akira Sato. The only people I knew from Naruto with the family name Sato was You guessed it. NO ONE....NO ONE. That means I was born into a mob family.

..

Thanks to my parents constantly taking me with them, I could say that I was starting to see a pattern in their words, it did help that they seemed to talk in a language that sounded like English, which I could understand a bit off, but due to my infant brain not being able to hear or even process all their words efficiently I couldn't understand much.

It would be after my first birthday that I would speak my first word dad and mom. The only reason I waited this long is because I wanted to seem like a normal baby, mostly for my own safety seeing as the moment I try to do something, my parents seem to be screaming to high heaven that I got it from them while complementing each other. There is also the fact that I really didn't want to know if Danzo would be above stealing a clanless child prodigy from their parents, even if the child is from Konoha.

Thankfully my parents took me to play with a lot of other babies and I was able to see how a normal baby should act and copy them.

Over the next two years I was forced to learn Japanese, WHY? Well it's because of most Konoha spoke Japanese which made me wonder why did my parents speak in English? Unfortunately that is something I don't think I'll get the answer to anytime soon. Anyways I continued to slowly increase the amount of exercise that I do, unfortunately I was having a harder time learning written Japanese since it was so different from the language of my old life, but I was slowly getting used to it.

[Time skip to my 4th birthday]

A lots happened so far but the most notable thing is the colour of my hair which is GODDAMN PINK. It took a couple of months for me to get over this fact but the first time I saw it I let out the loudest scream I think I ever have.

On a really hot my parents would take me to a park where we usually didn't go to since we had a closer one to our house, there I would play with the children till evening, it wasn't so bad and there was also the fact that it would be weird for a child who didn't play or at least try to talk with other kids even with exuberant parents as mine.

It was during the evening and when I was waiting for my parents that I notice a red haired little girl who seemed to be sitting alone on the swings. But just as I was about to go to her my parents started to call me as it was time to get home.