Zen Pov

I make through the last challenge with seconds to spare. Ok Maybe I could have saved a little more time by not making a flashy entrance. Well what done is done there is nothing I can do about it now. I am getting tired of Zane and his games first. There was something medieval. Than we grand theft auto mixed with a splash of the terminator. What will it be next.

Zane: I guess it is true what they say what you want done right you got to do it yourself. The next challenge is in a galaxy far far away

Mira: You cannot be serious right now

Zen" It can't be

Zane: DUHHHHHH...DUHH....DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHH.. DUH..DUH DUH DUHH DUHHHHHHH...DUH... DUH DUH DUH DUH

Mira and Zen: Fucking Star Wars

Zane: LET THE THIRD CHALLANGE BEGIN!

Narrator Pov

In Galaxy far far away the Empire rules with an iron fist all bow down the Emperor Lord Zane. He is suave and cool the strongest man in the universe. But there is threat to his majesty power even if it is insignificant little ant. But every story need a villain and our story villain is Zentora Shade. He wants to ruin the peace and unity of our precious empire, Zane only wants to make the empire great again.

Zen: Hey aren't you being a little bias and who are you calling an ant

Narrator: Wait you can hear me. Who are you Deadpool. Why are you breaking the fourth wall?

Zen: I got skills can cut it with all the bullshit and tell me what I must do.

Narrator: You ruined my intro, I don't want to talk to you anymore

Zen: WHAT! Come on let’s calm down I will let you finish you intro will that make you happy. Come on be a pal I am flying blind out here.

Narrator: It is to late

Zen: Don't be a dick

Narrator: I know you are but what am I.

Zen:........

Kuro: What with all the racket I am trying to sleep.

Zen: Kuro your finally up I have not heard you in a while.

Kuro: I was in my hibernation mode I do it every to year It makes me so refresh when I get up.

Zen: Than how were you activating when I called you

Kuro: Auto mode

Zen: What are you an electronic bear or something.

Kuro: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BEAR! DO YOU THINK I AM FAT!

Zen: How did you get that from me comparing you to a bear.

Byakko: Because they are fat

Raizen: And they eat a lot

Zen: YOU TWO SHUT UP ! You’re not fat you’re a lean, skinny....sword

Narrartor: Hahahha your whipped by a sword

Zen: I can also stab you with this sword

Narrator: You wouldn't I am the Narrator

Zen: Try me. Or you could just give me the information and tell me where I can go or I could leave you with Kuro and I could lock the door

Kuro: Stabby stab

Narrator: OWWWWWW ! Fine I will talk you villain just keep that Stab addicted sword away from me.

Zen: That what I thought

I tell the little demon what to do and then he ties me up and leaves on my sand cycle. How the hell am I supposed to get out of the desert now.

Narrator: This is why I never had any kids

Zen Pov

The narrator was helpful even though he was a dick. That why I tied him up, stole his ride and left him desert. That will teach him. Next time he should chose side more wisely. The first thing I have to do is save to droids. Than that will give me my mission. I drive to the location. Now all I must do is wait. I look at my watch and ..3...2...there they are I see to droids who look like C3PO and R2D2 except they are different colors. They are running away from scavengers. I draw Kuro and I slash at them and save the droids. The one that looks like C3P0 thanks me. His name is D4Q1 and All I can say that is really? Not creative at all. Than the on that looks like R2 is name R3F3 or R3 for short another not creative name.

D4Q1: Young Sir you must save the princess here is a recording

R3 plays a recoding it Mira and she has a Princess Leia hairstyle. I want to laugh I am about to when the recoding starts playing.

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Mira: DON’T YOU DARE LAUGH!

Zen: How did she know?

Mira: Your wondering how I knew woman intuition.

Zen:……

Mira: I can’t believe I am about to say there is some embarrassing lines. Zen If you laugh I am going to kill you the next time I see you.

Zen: It can’t be that bad

Mira: Help me Zen your my only hope

Zen: Pfftttttttt !

Mira: Lord Zane has captured me on his Death Moon

Zen: Death Moon?

Mira: Go to the bar at the end of the world there you will meet San Holo and you must convince him to take you on his ship the Platinum Eagle. You must avoid Cloud Troopers and Make your way to the Death Moon rescue me and blowup the Death Moon. Simple right.

Zen: Simple my ass

Mira: Finally, I am done now I can take this stupid robe off and let down my hair that was fucking annoying and embarrassing I am never doing that again. God, it is fucking hot in this cell

Why is she stripping. My nose is starting to bleed.

D4Q1: Umm Miss

Mira: Danm it is so hot I had to strip to my underwear.

D4Q1: Umm… Miss

Mira: Relax I am the only one here and I don’t count robots as people. So, do not be a prude D4

D4: It still recoding

Mira: What?

D4: The camera is still recording

Mira: He can see me in my underwear

D4: Yes

Mira: KYAAAAAAAAAAA !

She kicks the robot and the hologram goes out. I was wondering why there was a dent in R3 now I know. For some reason I give him the thumbs up. After that I the three of us head to bar on the end of the world. We don’t really go to the end of the world. The bar id called. On the End of the World. We go in and all the sludge of society is here. Like Baba the Gut and Hobofet. Then I see San Holo at the end of the bar. How do I know. His last name is sewn on his jacket. I walk over to him.

Zen: You Holo

Holo: What is it to you.

Zen: I need to get somewhere think you can take me

Holo: I can for a price. It is going to cost you a lot.

Ok new plan

Zen: I guess will find someone else.

Holo: Hah?

Zen: Ok you two time to go.

The three of us walk away and D4 is panicking

D4: But sir how are we going to get off world without Mr. Holo help.

Zen: Can you fly a space ship.

D4: It is in my programing

Zen: I took his keys

D4: YOU WHAT!

I quickly cover his mouth

Zen: Shhhh be quiet do you want him to find out. Keep calm and act normal as we make our way to the door.

Holo: BASTARD STOLE MY KEYS!

Zen: I take it back RUUUNNNNNN !

D4, R3 and I run out the door captain Holo chasing behind us. We bump into some cloud troopers with wanted posters that have our faces on it and they begin to chase us as well. They start shooting lasers and I throw them off with Kuro like a Jedi. Than we finally make it to the hanger and get on to the ship locking Holo out. Then I tell D4 to floor it and we head off into to space. D4 programs the Eagle and we jump to light speed and make it to the Death Moon.

Zen: Where are all the scouts

D4: Your early you were not supposed to come for another 2 hours they may be on break.

Zen: I guess that is good. The early bird gets the worm.

D4:…….: So how are we going to get the princess

Zen: We ram into her cell

D4: hahahhahahah… Oh wait you were serious That a horrible idea

Zen: Well It the only one a got so let’s do it.

D4: Wait I knew I should not let you drive half way AHHHHHHHHHH !

We crash into the Death Moon and people are panicking there is smoke everywhere. I get out of the Ship and I spot Mira.

Zen: Your Chariot await my fair lady

Mira; Aren’t you early

Zen: Maybe

Mira: You still have to destroy the Death Moon or we will never get out of here.

Kuro: What If I just cut our way out. I can cut through anything you know.

Zen:……..

Mira: She can do that

Kuro: Better yet I could have just cut through both your collars and we did not even have to come here.

Mira: But the Explosion that can level cities

Kuro: I could cut through that too it is not that big of a deal.

Zen:…….. Why did not say anything earlier

Kuro: I was sleeping

Zen:……

Mira:…….. Idiot

Zen: Ok I may have drop the ball on this one. Now Let get out of here.

I use Kuro to Cut a portal and the two of us jump through. The both of us wake up were we started in Zane House. I will be damn it worked.

Zane: CHEATER!

We turn around and it is Zane and he is in a silver Darth Vader costume. He even has a voice changer that makes

Zane: THERE ARE RULES AND YOU BROKE THEM!

Zen: I never wanted to play in the beginning even a child knows how to flip the board when they are upset and don’t want to play anymore. Consider this me flipping the board.

Zane: I did not even get say I am your Senpai line. YOU WILL PAY!

Zane uses his grip and then he uses telekinesis lift me up and starts to choke me

Zane: DIE FOR ME SHADE!

Zen: You forgot one thing Zane

Zane: What

Zen: Payback is a bitch

Zane: What

Mira: TAKE THIS ASSHOLE!

Mira send Zane flying with a kick she throws out of nowhere. That loosen Zane Grip and I fall down to the floor. I see Mira. Her hair is silver her eyes blue. She has two black feather wings coming out of her back and her tattoo on her arms are glowing white. Holy crap she is an Angel. Lucky for me I cut her collar off while we were in the portal.

Zane: I will kill you first I don’t care what Chase and Oscar says DIE TELEKENECTIC BLAST!

Mira: BARRIER!

A barrier of light surrounds the both of us and Zane attack does nothing. Than a bow appears in Mira hands she draws back, and fires light arrows and they pierce Zane up against the wall.

Zane: You’re an Angel right you wouldn’t kill me right.

Mira: I inherited my powers from my father he was a Guardian angel, so he was a pacifist.

Zane takes a breath of relief.

Mira: But I may have the powers of my father but the personality of my mother which makes me a different type of angel

Zane: What type of Angel are you

Mira: I am an Avenger: ANGEL FLAME FIRE PENENCE!

Mira hand is covered in blue fire. Then charges at the defenseless Zane. She palms his head and burns Zane alive. She does not stop until he is nothing more than ash.

Zen: DANNNNNMMMMM !

Mira: Repent in the next life.

Is weird I found that extremely sexy her burning that guy alive. Danm it I blame my mother for my taste in women