the sounds of a hammer hit rapidly alerting all to its presence within this dark abyss a booming voice soon follows calling all to gather for this occasion.

''good evening my other selves we have gathered here to discuss an important revelation I have had after we chewed those unappealing metal bananas''

(OBJECTION!!!!!!! you are trying to kill us with puns that aren't funny we demand your execution)

"AGreED wE WilL Not NEGotiTE WiTH TerROrisT oR CLoWNs''

the sound of hammering resounds throughout the room once more

''Order in the court''

''now back to business haven't saving that what I assume is princess we have stepped on a land mine shes got an ugh kill me and what looks like an Emilia from RE zero while she looks like a Rem, and following us saving them this could become a harem situation where we go for worst choice ever got any solutions ya, idiots''

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(let's fry the female knight like a roast pig and ditch the maid)

''I PREfer TO sAFE tHE mAID tHEN thE PRincess LEss tROUble LatER oN''

'' least we all agree on murdering any harems or harem heroes we shall not become thots or fuckboys''

"now on to other agenda what has our new personality discovered about the shitty goddess that didn't really give us anything to do but peel some bananas''

a strange gelatinous sphere tumbles forward from the shadows looking like a giant clear peach

'' and here I thought I WAS being ignored so nice to believe but seeing you lot kind of regret being brought into existence she ain't doing anything but bitch and moan and not in a nice way''

''wait tis a pink slime that you chose to be was kind of hoping for you know something scarier like Britney Spears fans''

(or a big pink chicken but not like we can talk we are just talking corn for some reason)

''INdeED LeTS BLame THe wrITERS foR thIS''

''stop picking on the poor writer if we got nothing else to discuss I'm ending this before he goes on strike again''

''AGREED''X3

as the figures within the dark abyss vanished one by one a silent sobbing began from who none shall know but he who it leaked from leaving all who hear it curious to the sauce.

end of the first trial results in nothing important.