At this moment in time I believe myself to be dead, pretty dead. Now how did I die? No seriously does anyone know? Because I'm pretty sure I don't, and I'm the dead one. Anyway my name before I died was Johnny Baker, now my name is #64201. That was a joke by the way, I don't actually have a name.
Now that introductions are over I'm gonna look around. Up is black, down is black, left is black and right is black. Okay I'm in the abyss, now would be the time to go whoosh and disappear.
'Whoosh'
Okay that was something, but just a bit more.
'Whoosh' 'Whoosh'
Getting better, but maybe next time more than just a sound.
'Whoosh' 'Whoosh 'Sparkle' 'Sparkle'
A brilliant light surrounds me, and I see a figure approaching through a smoke effect.
"Is that Kermit? Am I high?"
"No my subject I am your God, Kermit looks like me!"
Yeah, I'm high.
"I shall forgive thy ignorance, because I am a benevolent God. Also I may have a date in half an hour, so speed up."
"Okay. Whoa God is this real?"
"Yes nothing clouds your vision, what you see is the truth!"
Okay if this is real then there is only one question to ask. Will I get laid in heaven? Oh wait no there's one before that.
"So am I going to hell or heaven?"
"Neither!"
What? That just makes me sad, so does that mean that I'll be going to...
"...Purgatory then?"
"No, you shall be reincarnated."
What?
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"I have enough karma for that?!"
"Surprisingly the answer is yes."
"Co-"
"Wait I haven't finished yet! You will be reincarnated as a rat or a bat, your choice."
Okay I'm really saddened by what he just said, but with my karma I'm lucky I didn't go to hell.
"So I can choose a rat, or a rat of the skies. Well that's a hard decision, not. I'll go with the rat of the skies, at least it can fly."
As I stated it wasn't a hard decision, I just don't want to be a rat. And wings are pretty cool too.
"Because you are being reincarnated as an animal you will keep your memories, but reincarnate in a different universe."
That really doesn't make any sense, but I'll go with it anyway; I'd like to keep my memories.
"Okay do it, reincarnate me!
"Oh? No questions? nothing at all you want to ask?
"Nah I'm fine."
"Okay I shall now send you to your new life!"
'Whoosh'
This again?
'Whoosh' 'Whoosh'
'Whoosh' 'Whoosh' ' Sparkle' 'Sparkle' 'Bang'
A bright light envelops me again, and through it I see an old man and no muppet; he was screwing with me!
And It's dark again, with an added warmth and wetness.
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Prologue done!
Johnny Begins his quest!
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